Some say that earthquakes are the worst thing that could ever happen to any high-rise building… and the safest place to be during an earthquake would be inside a landed house. Well, I do not quite agree with that fact. Especially the word “safe” to be associated with landed houses.

Yeah, I know that it is an undeniable fact that apartment blocks face higher risk of collapsing in the event of a big ass earthquake. But then, that doesn’t mean a double storey of brick house is any safer than a tall apartment block. You’d get killed pretty much the same way as well. Probably worse. Here’s an example of what might happen :

When an earthquake strikes, your neighbours’ dogs would go nuts (we all know animals go nuts when disaster strikes)… and would escape out of its owner’s compound (collapsed gates ? walls ? anything). With just a little bit of bad timing, like when you’re crawling out from your house’s rubble, half naked (sleeping in your underwear, etc)… you suddenly realize that you’re being surrounded by half dozen of those mean big dogs that you always loved to taunt and hoot everytime you jog past them gates.

That’s when things started to turn kinky - two dogs holding you down, and another 4 of them gang bangs your ass seeking their long awaited opportunity for a vengeance. And before you pass out from having too much animal semen inside your rectum, you realize that more dogs start to arrive from the neighbouring streets pouncing in for a ground shaking bestiality orgy.

And then, you’d die off being raped by rabid dogs. If you ask me, I would rather choose to be crushed by concrete columns and sewer pipes rather than being fucked by a bunch of dogs.

Just, my point is, don’t be stupid. There’s nowhere safe when there’s an earthquake going on … especially in Malaysia, where all locally made cars are constructed using recycled milk powder aluminum foil seal … and buildings/structures are made of corrupted concretes that would crack even when there are NO EARTHQUAKES going on…

Well, unless you’re crashing out wearing a helmet in a sleeping bag somewhere in the middle of a soccer field… but you’ll probably face other risks like having Aedes mosquitoes feasting your blood or bitten at your dick by a snake…