It’s Cariss again…

[3/24/2005 8:42 PM] Cariss : Hi
[3/24/2005 8:42 PM] heavenly : hi cariss
[3/24/2005 8:42 PM] Cariss : Carissa with A
[3/24/2005 8:43 PM] heavenly : u commented as cariss .. right ?
[3/24/2005 8:43 PM] Cariss : U renamed me to Cariss
[3/24/2005 8:43 PM] Cariss : I’m just following your convention
[3/24/2005 8:44 PM] heavenly : cariss sounds nicer …
[3/24/2005 8:45 PM] Cariss : whatever suits your fantasy
[3/24/2005 8:46 PM] Cariss : Do you prefer ppl to call you Michael Ooi or Michael Oo?
[3/24/2005 8:46 PM] heavenly : i prefer people to call me darling
[3/24/2005 8:46 PM] Cariss : my hair are standing on end… issit me feeling cold or issit your statement
[3/24/2005 8:47 PM] Cariss : remember, i hv hirsutism, when the hair stands, it’s kindda messy
[3/24/2005 8:47 PM] heavenly : your hairs are sustaining an erection… perhaps you need to stroke them ….
[3/24/2005 8:48 PM] Cariss : don’t stroke me when i’m provoke, i’ll bite
[3/24/2005 8:48 PM] heavenly : don’t worry … i won’t stroke you
[3/24/2005 8:49 PM] Cariss : Thank goodness. *Phew*
[3/24/2005 8:50 PM] heavenly : i’d rather stroke a rottweiler …. rottweiner …. whatever
[3/24/2005 8:50 PM] Cariss : rot-wailer
[3/24/2005 8:50 PM] Cariss : hehe
[3/24/2005 8:51 PM] heavenly : rockwanker
[3/24/2005 8:51 PM] Cariss : ohhh kinky, are you one rock wanker? ;PPpPppp
[3/24/2005 8:53 PM] heavenly : that is, if you consider my prick is as hard as rock. It cuts glass when hard…
[3/24/2005 8:56 PM] Cariss : wow, i bet u can clear “bushes” too.
[3/24/2005 8:57 PM] Cariss : Are you in the guiness book yet?
[3/24/2005 8:57 PM] heavenly : nope. but i drink guiness
[3/24/2005 8:59 PM] Cariss : Oh yeah, very the obvious. And u can get pretty drunk too.
[3/24/2005 8:59 PM] Cariss : maybe u can puke another round and let poor Emily do all the dirty work.
[3/24/2005 9:00 PM] heavenly : i can get pretty drunk(s)…. it’s plural…and also when they’re sober
[3/24/2005 9:01 PM] Cariss : who THEY?
[3/24/2005 9:02 PM] heavenly : pretty drunks…
[3/24/2005 9:02 PM] Cariss : drunks cannot be pretty, drunks are fugly (fucking ugly)
[3/24/2005 9:03 PM] heavenly : you’re just jealous
[3/24/2005 9:03 PM] Cariss : i don’t have to be
[3/24/2005 9:04 PM] Cariss : i’d rather stay as fugly as u, so no ppl will bother me
[3/24/2005 9:05 PM] heavenly : don’t worry, you won’t look very pretty with that much hair all over your body
[3/24/2005 9:05 PM] heavenly : ever seen a pretty ape ? that explains it
[3/24/2005 9:05 PM] Cariss : yeah lucky me, the hair covers me up from my head to toe. I need to thank my folks.
[3/24/2005 9:07 PM] heavenly : wow … a thankful ape
[3/24/2005 9:08 PM] Cariss : During winter when i go out, ppl will wonder where i get such nice “fur” over my body
[3/24/2005 9:08 PM] Cariss : Mind you, the “fur” is natural.
[3/24/2005 9:08 PM] Cariss : authentic even.
[3/24/2005 9:08 PM] Cariss : They can only see my pretty eyes…
[3/24/2005 9:09 PM] Cariss : like those Middle East women who cover themselves from head to toe.
[3/24/2005 9:09 PM] heavenly : and to look like a sasquatch would be so cool …
[3/24/2005 9:10 PM] Cariss : not everyone can get such privelege, so dun be jealous.
[3/24/2005 9:11 PM] Cariss : I will remain as a mystery as much as the sasquatch.
[3/24/2005 9:11 PM] heavenly : yeah right, i’m so jealous of your hairrrrr…. the ticks …. the amount of shampoo you’re gonna have to use (that is, if you’re ever gonna shower at all)
[3/24/2005 9:13 PM] Cariss : ticks, nah, i only have hair lices, they are over-populated now, and they are looking for places to migrate, do you by any chance have some free space over your side? Pity those lices.
[3/24/2005 9:14 PM] heavenly : nope…. no free space here …ask the rottweiner… rottwanker … whatever
[3/24/2005 9:15 PM] Cariss : yeah that’s why i’m asking u, the rock wanker who has a prick as hard as rock and it can cut glass.
[3/24/2005 9:15 PM] heavenly : glass, metal, anything
[3/24/2005 9:16 PM] Cariss : good, such a handyman.
[3/24/2005 9:18 PM] heavenly : you bet …
[3/24/2005 9:19 PM] Cariss : the MAN himself has already said it, what else can I say?
[3/24/2005 9:20 PM] heavenly : the doctor … please
[3/24/2005 9:20 PM] Cariss : LOL
[3/24/2005 9:21 PM] Cariss : u have pretty thick foreskin
[3/24/2005 9:21 PM] heavenly : epidermal layer …. doctors don’t call skin … skin…
[3/24/2005 9:22 PM] Cariss : and yeah bra we don’t call bra, we call them kneading pads.
[3/24/2005 9:23 PM] heavenly : you’re a fast learner
[3/24/2005 9:23 PM] Cariss : definitely
[3/24/2005 9:23 PM] Cariss : I completed my 2 degrees with 3 majors in 4 yrs time.
[3/24/2005 9:24 PM] heavenly : well … with the hot weather like this … no surprise … my patients get 4 - 5 degrees in 1 day
[3/24/2005 9:27 PM] Cariss : 4 to 5 degrees only ar? Normal body temp is 37 degrees. I bet you have failed your MAD school big time.
[3/24/2005 9:28 PM] heavenly : 37 get 4 degrees equal 41 degrees ler … you failed your kindergarten ?
[3/24/2005 9:31 PM] Cariss : WOW, your England is so powDerful.
[3/24/2005 9:31 PM] heavenly : i speak hindi as well
[3/24/2005 9:32 PM] Cariss : And I can speak Swahili.
[3/24/2005 9:33 PM] heavenly : what’s swahili ? some african profanity ?
[3/24/2005 9:35 PM] Cariss : yeah, my long lost relatives from Africa speak them.
[3/24/2005 9:35 PM] heavenly : i didn’t know there are sasquatches in africa …. hmmm
[3/24/2005 9:36 PM] Cariss : They are called gorillas, u moron. Don’t insult my relatives!
[3/24/2005 9:37 PM] heavenly : so, those short apes with small feet are in fact african sasquatches ? that’s enlightening….
[3/24/2005 9:38 PM] Cariss : I can see you are learning new things everyday.
[3/24/2005 9:39 PM] heavenly : yeah … like hirsutism people have gorilla relatives in Singapore …. i mean Africa ….
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[3/24/2005 9:54 PM] Cariss : If you don’t believe what I have just said, come visit me in Penang Road next weekend, I am going to have lunch there. FYI, I’m a breathing and walking CLASSIC example who inherits all my family’s bestest genes.
[3/24/2005 9:56 PM] heavenly : you’re gonna have lunch ?… big deal, so am i …. in fact, i have them everyday …
[3/24/2005 9:57 PM] Cariss : I’m just ASKING to witness my SEXY hair.
[3/24/2005 9:57 PM] heavenly : just send me your photo …
[3/24/2005 9:57 PM] Cariss : Do you want an autograph too?
[3/24/2005 9:58 PM] heavenly : yes please.
[3/24/2005 9:58 PM] Cariss : What message do you want me to write on it?
[3/24/2005 9:59 PM] heavenly : just write … MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU … and draw a wookie on it
[3/24/2005 10:00 PM] Cariss : just for you Mike, just for you.
[3/24/2005 10:00 PM] heavenly : i’m so touched …
[3/24/2005 10:01 PM] Cariss : usually i’ll charge extra for the wookie drawing. But since u r my admirer, i’ll charge one for two drawings.
[3/24/2005 10:01 PM] Cariss : U know like the buy 1 get 1 free promo.
[3/24/2005 10:03 PM] heavenly : alright then … since im getting 2 wookies …. draw me a male wookie porking a female wookie …. and make them groan or something … WOO HOO
[3/24/2005 10:04 PM] Cariss : dun worry, i’ll make sure the female wookie moans like pang sai in the pic, and the male one will have a hard prick like yours.
[3/24/2005 10:04 PM] heavenly : awww… how nice of you
[3/24/2005 10:04 PM] Cariss : sure sure no need to thank me, just dun forget to pay