analysis report
*18SX warning. If you’re a minor, fucking go to sleep.
1st Level Analysis Report (MichaelOoi.net Inc)
Subject model
- Brenda.
- Petite Chinese female
- 5 ft to 5 ft 1.
- Late 20’s.
- Executive level workforce.
Problem statement
Abnormally large bosom may potentially cause postural issues that, in turn, may indirectly increase health hazards.
Team members
Wilson (Investigations)
MichaelOoi (Investigations & Report)
Pirate (Data Analyst)
William (Optical Specialist & Ballistic Consultant)
TC (Statistician)
Observation
- Subject appears to have a pair of larger than average bosom.
- Bosom increased in size over the span of 12 months ~approx. 1 - 2 inches (*excessive kneading by spouse)
- Subject exhibited a slight hint of slouching to the front.
- Gross estimation of subject’s bosom constitutes approx. 20% of body weight (excluding bra).
- Gravity test passed.
- Radiance appears to be in decreasing trend (12 months burn in period)
- No other physical defects observed.
Analysis & Risk assessment
- Slouching was suspected to be due to the disproportionate of body structure. High volume of tissue mass on upper half of body causes center spine to act as a fulcrum leveraging the gravitational pull of the mass - creating a concentration of strain/stress on spine. The body naturally slouches towards the front to compensate the excessive stress.
- Long term exposure may cause muscle fatigue and spinal cord injury - which may lead to paralysis or even death.
- Slouching posture may also cause both mammary glands to droop downwards towards gravitational pull and deform the original shape of bosom. High risk health hazard.
Potential scenario : Saggy/deformed/elongated bosom may stuck on moving mechanical parts when subject operates heavy machinery.
Corrective Action(s)
- Propose to permanently install a metal beam support from the lowest lumbar spine, right to the neck region of the subject. This is to distribute the stress force from the spine onto the metal support.
- Also propose to install an inverted “L” shaped bracket support under each booby. The inverted “L” bracket would help to reduce the direct gravitational pull and distribute the booby mass across the abdominal muscle.
- Subject to increase the weight of lower half of body to compensate/even-up the disproportioned body size ratio.
End of report.
Department of Gynaecological Studies.
*I’ve verbally heard of claims that excessive kneading of tits may increase it’s size … what do you guys think ? Any scientific truth in it ?
Don’t know about the kneading of boobs, but I hear guys who wank a lot have big schlongs. Cuz its similar to working out any other muscle in your body - it gets bigger.
its a good report. i might reckon, from a group of engineers…
Cis … sound more like med students ala dr. liew more than engineer … I was gifted with big boobs. Kneading makes them firmer. Good lar .. boobs won’t sag. Mwahahaha
I think kneading any body part excessively will make it swollen, and thus increase it size. The process will just hurt like shit.
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Don’t know about the kneading of boobs, but I hear guys who wank a lot have big schlongs. Cuz its similar to working out any other muscle in your body - it gets bigger.
Posted by vincent at March 23, 2005 11:28 PM
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vincent…really ar..?
muahahahahaha~
guess what i m gonna do during the weekend >:P
newbie : ur gonna wank a lot cos u have a teenie tiny schlong? wow… you’re different… it must’ve taken alot to admit something like that..
vincent - and similarly, guys who gets frequent erection would have bigger schlongs as well ?
strbt - it has always been our pleasure to educate the public …
fuchsialowe - so, it doesn’t get any bigger but firmer ? wow…
hsin - dude, kneading it tenderly lar … not kneading it hard like making bread …
newbie - another way to increase the size of your prick is to soak it. Soaking it will make it bloat and increase it’s size … *shrugs*
I think it’s more of reshape than resize.
I don’t care if it’s true or not, I say it anyway to get more tetek action
shaolin and his tetek phrase all over the net…
seriously, i’m proud of mine LOL!
i heard breast massaging/squeezing makes it larger - kneading? perhaps as well.. but someone once told me it has to be done by a male for it to work - lesbo action won’t do diddly :รพ
eh i thought more fucking makes the schlong naturally bigger, not wanking lar hehe
chalse - reshape ? in to what ? hehehh
ST - say it or not, you’ll still get your tetek action, right ?
cyber-red - show us …
xman - yeah, has to be done by a male hand. I couldn’t agree more … X)
LoL!!! Cool! I like kneading breasts too… Haha
Soak it? wah then the swimmers must have a very big equipment lor…
Go kneading go!
I would like to know more about this Brenda.
hustler - me too ! kih kih …
rodney - why don’t you head to the public pool and find out ? ahaks …
blaze - i need more samples…
bangkokcafe - kihok bebeh … kihok lalala … kijoot bebeh … kijoot lalala…
I’m not sure abt an increase in size, but I’ve also heard that constant massaging of the muscles AROUND the boobs help the boob stay perked up instead drooping down. esp the muscles under the armpit and around the shoulder blades, donno la true anot.
wow…how i wish my corrective action report to be that long
nothing much to comment on the content…as QA concern is that u solve the issue
looks like u all did solved it…hahaha
*apa aku merepek nih*
it’s been one week i missed reading this blog
u sure haven’t lost your ‘touch’ dude
so here i am…the loyal reader of ur ‘ntah hapa2′ blog ;p
i wish kneading would indeed make them bigger
Dick is not a muscle : \