gassed
I was queuing up at a departmental store cashier today, holding a can of Pringles. It was off peak period, so, there wasn’t a lot of people there - just a young Chinese lady (in her 20’s) getting ready to pay up in front of me. She dons a pair of spectacles, and was quite cordial looking - kinda gives me an impression that she’s probably a librarian or something. Literally harmless.
I then inches closer to the counter as she’s digging her purse to pony up her stuffs to the whale sized Indian cashier … and was about to put my can of Pringles on top of it… when suddenly, something paused me in mid air. It was some strong stale stench of mustard and fermented beans blended together … hitting my olfactory nerves in such an impact that I had to ‘gostan’ a few steps to prevent myself from passing out. Yes, Miss Librarian farted a silent killer right in front of the counter.
Horrified … I looked at that loose bowelled librarian in utter disgust, from that offset of distance which kinda attracted her attention. She stole a look back at me in embarrassment (the cashier was already starting to contort facial expression) while frantically looking for some change inside her purse - probably feeling agitated with the unwanted attention already…
That’s so goddamn unbelievable, isn’t it ? People disguising themselves as some polite individuals …attempt to sneak a fart in public… I mean, not that it’s wrong to answer the call of nature, but at least, be fucking considerate to make sure that there’s no one around when you do that. I’m not too sure whether she’s too stupid to realize that, or too indifferent to other’s welfare… coz this whole damn thing is so wrong.
She finally managed to dig out the last coin for the cashier, and skedaddled away in haste. Man, she friggin’ gassed the place so bad, that I’ll have to delay my advance towards the cashier.
Really machaohai aa …
HAHAHAhhaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
some people just can’t help it
ate too much beans. BTW local pringles suck liao okay… i want the old imported US sour cream ones..someone actually blogged bout this..oh yeah http://verbalgurgle.com bring back the all pringles!! and stop farting in public!!
Not everyone can control thier anal muscles
If you get what I mean
Not everyone can control their asshole muscles.
I think eat too much Pringles will make human fart.
chinese saying: xiang pi bu chou, chou pi bu xiang. translation: Loud fart doesnt stink, stinking fart is silence. So true so true.
puuuuutttt……
Hahaha…fart eh…Mike, u considered damn lucky liao…my bf kena worst…
His friend was driving the car…and damn shiok, kentut in the car.
Seconds later, the ‘aroma’ filled the car…and this friend so nice…lock his power window and told my bf “no worries dude…quick quick suck all the fart…u will be ok soon”
lol.
Maybe by sniffing her fart could actually help u to relieve hangovers???If so,u have to thank her instead.Haha…..
*ignore what i said cos me ain’t making much sense now,especially just woke up.Still damn blur..*
oops, man…that wasn’t too bad…back a while ago it happened when this man farted in the elevator…darn that bugger…
Sigh, i have to endure the smell from floor 1-20. ARghghghhghghgh.
Then there’s another time where i was having this really nice prawn noodle in a coffee shop when another old bugger raised his butt and farted loudly until it shocked the whole place. Man, that kills my appetite instantly.
Well, horrible-smelling ammonia is often used as an ingredient in smelling salts to revive people who are feeling faint… Guess you must be all perky and alert now, eh?
fuchsia - well, who would have thought a suave looking person would do such a thing ? tiuuu
reta - coincidentally, the Pringles that I bought was the sour cream flavored.
ee fei - at a certain level, I think they can… but I wasn’t sure. Not that I care anyway… nor does everyone else that has to put up with the smell.
alphonso - i was the one who bought the Pringles… she’s the one who farted. Unless she’s able to hoover my Pringles telephatically, I don’t see a connection there dude.
100 - that’s why the name ’silent killer’
joez - man, that’s like making his car a mobile gas chamber ! how cool is that ! Next time, I would advice your boyfriend to do the break-glass-for-emergency maneuver.
tEo - that’s so scientifically possible … and smart.
Jr. - geriatrics are always like that - fart and digging boogers in public. If we fart at them, they’ll label us as impertinent brat. Damn…
YuenLi - no man, quite contrary from your facts. I’m lucky to have escaped that apparent terrorism attack … it almost knocked me out cold instead.
Hehe. People fart. You and I fart. Suave looking people have the decency to not let it out loud. Never judge a book by it’s cover. You’ll never know if there’s a stink bomb planted inside it
Really machaohai aa … Really machaohai aa …
everysingle soul fart, even babies and animals…
but adults and all able-body human are suppose to do it professionally lah…
go somewhere where not much people,
go to the washroom,
go to the car park,
DO IT ANYWHERE….but not in front of people
go lady go! with enough gas, she can rule the world.
fuchsialowe - at least do it in private ler … not spraying it everywhere like exterminating aedes mosquitoes like that …
cariss - wow… that’s scientifically so possible…
zbjernak - that’s what i said, right ?
ken/anyone - dude, you’re spoiling the market. You’re encouraging the girls to fart and mess up with our ozone layer…
I would label those kind…
SILENT BUT VIOLENT
sour cream.. it’s the bst seller, really *wink*
poor you!! but i think she couldn’t hold it any longer, therefore the ’silent’ fart… i’ve people whom i know who’d close the door to your office and stay with you till they farted in your face before running away laughing their heads off!!!!
My ‘The Itchyfied Girls’ term has been theorectically proven as writen by the author herself. Please proceed to her blog to read further. =P
sour cream is the best la!
shaolin - yeah, that librarian chick was wearing a blue jeans, which actually filtered a lot of the deadly nerve gas agents. I can’t imagine what it would be like if she’s like wearing a tight cotton pants or a skirt. sheesh…
summer - hmmmph … it’s not good for health, that’s all i can tell you.
cyber-red - (hey, why keep changing nick wan aa ? Reta or Cyber ??) I think you’ve been infected with the itchyfied syndrome yourself ler …
YOU LAH itchyfied =P
Should tell them to wear low cut jeans next time.