*A few days ago…
I was standing near our workplace entrance waiting for some of our missing lunch members, when I saw one of our managers waiting at the same area together with a fair lady. Did not recall seeing her before. Was a fair lady… probably in her mid 30′s … and from her looks, I reckoned that she was probably some visitor from Korea or northern China. Obviously a not a local.
But that wasn’t it… it was something else that made me noticed her presence. She actually had a pair of humongous titties. Ooh yeah. They were obviously a strong distraction… comparable to a fully ripened winter melon. In spite of her sheer colossal sized pair of jugs, she also donned this white pair of short sleeved blouse that made it even more distracting (at least to our male eyes) …
I then gave Wilson a nudge and whispered to him – “Dude, check out that lai-ma…” Which literally means, a nanny that provides dairy nutrition (from her own mammary glands) to your damn kids (to which, I’m still clueless why they’re able to produce milk at will).
Wilson took a peep at the lai-ma… which coincidentally, was lifting up her hand to scratch her back or something. Now freeze that scene, Wilson actually saw something even more shocking than those pair of huge milk bags. It was something black in color, jutting out from her short sleeve like wild grass growing out from a nutrient rich dirt crevice in search of direct sunlight.
Yes, her armpit hairs. Wilson took a step back and said “Man, she’s damn hairy dude !” and started to laugh like a mad fuck. I took a look after his comment and got my share of shock as well. And before long, the rest of us were laughing like there’s no tomorrow – except for our flustered Kancil Killer… who kept asking “What’s the matter? what’s the matter?”. I bestowed him with the knowledge alright, and later became the person who laughed the loudest amongst us.
Never had I seen such a thick and lushy armpit hair on a female armpit before. I believe the guys were equally befuddled as well. Her armpit hairs were both curly and straight, like razor sharp barb wires that were wound precariously on prison compounds. It would even scare the hairiest wookie in the universe. No shit.
To give you an idea, here’s some idea expressed from our group when we were on our way to lunch :
“Damn, her armpit’s so bushy, that it would literally cause a fly to stuck in it like a dense spider web” – Wilson
“There’s a complete ecosystem inside her armpit hair, you know, afids, ticks, bugs, you name it” – Michael Ooi
“Her thick armpit hair would blunt even the sharpest shaving knife” – Rod
“She would fucking break the shaving knife ! Not just blunting it !” – Michael Ooi
“The only way to remove her armpit hair is to use a large grass trimming scissor … or a lawnmower” – Michael Ooi
She’d probably broke countless of razors, and maybe that’s why she gave up shaving. I lost my appetite that day.
someone was just telling me bloggers are no less than politicians; they all just want publicity =P
so your stats shot up lah??
Guess cyber-red cannot handle how good u r huh, Michael?? :)
hehehe
keep up the good work!!
lol, that’s a scary one. Definitely a turn off for me. I just had a chat with one of my friend who has been to Japan last Summer. Well, he’s crazy over all those japanese girls.
Apparently he told me that his favourite porn would be those featuring jap/korean -ish type. Needless to say, he told me that a lot of those korean and japanese dudes are quite into bushy ladies… Big bushes between the legs and armpits????
OH my gawddddddddddddddddd…. uhhhh (puking!)
ROTFLOL at “complete ecosystem inside her armpit hair”.
So,what’s the moral of the story?
Having humongous titties r not ENOUGH to attract a guy.Most importantly,gals must NOT have bushy armpit hair?
Btw,cheer up,dude!:0)
This is so funny. I almost fell off the chair. This reminded of a fellow church friend at the beach. It was the first time we saw her in a swimsuit. That was okay. It was when she lifted her arms to stretch, that the girls tried not to laugh, while the guys looked away. The best part, she didn’t know what the fuss was all about.
I guess she must be from China. My pal who’s working in China got his 1st shock when he took the bus which was crowded. It was a real turn-off when he saw those girls’ bushy armpits as they hung onto the steel above. But it’s a common sight there.
oh so the potong stim.. haha!
Dont be too surprised but I read recently even Hollywood is going ‘au natural’ these days. But then again, blonde armpit hair is not as bad as black, huh? Less visible.
IMHO, the most famous armpit hair that still sticks to my mind to this day… that German ’99 Red Balloon’ singer from the 80′s. Saw hers in the video.
cyber-red – tiuuuuu… do i sound like a politician to you ?
jene – apparently, some people doesn’t think so. And what’s worse, they have been denigrating my blog in public … as if they’re enforcing some laws in the blogosphere.
jr. – they really love bushes ? tiuu lor … i think our government should export them some of the overpopulated stray baboons … they’d be happy.
tEo – yeah, a guy should be all out hairy, a girl should be all out smooth. That’s the way love goes.
anna – geez … you guys didn’t hint her ? Ugghhh
joez – couldn’t agree more. I’ve seen them myself in China. Those girls didn’t seem to mind having overgrown beards creeping out of their armpits.
bongkerz – i mean, who needs sterilization ? These ladies ought to do enough retinal damage to potong all steams.
rkaru – I’ve never seen one on TV … but I reckoned that the trauma should be as equally devastating as a live one. My sympathies, dude.
Tsk tsk, how cruel to joke about such a thing. You guys should have done the gentlemanly thing and offered to put her out of her misery by shaving off those hairs for her. ;)
thats why people say… no matter how pretty a girl is (in this case, how big her teteks are), there is bound to be something “not quite” perfect about her… heh heh…
eeew….gross out…
girls must be hairless….
and guy must be hairy,
seems to be the mindset of most of the people
yuen li – and wouldn’t that be even more cruel to have us shave that … bunch… cluster… of haywires ?
elphine – yeah, usually it’s armpit hair. Or excessively long nostril hair … ughhh
zbjernak – so, i take it as you actually fancied girls with heaps of armpit hairs ?
I can forget about my intended breakfast of Indomie goreng liaoz.
Eww, I can imagine that whiff of BO. No wait! Correction: Intense “aroma” of BO. LOL!
There’s this belief that if you see a ghost, just pluck your armpit hairs and throw it at them – and they will vanish.
Isk! Human also vanish!
lilian – myojo tastes better …
primrose – no lar, we wouldn’t even dare to go near that bunch of hair … let alone to whiff the BO … isshhh… i’m feeling sick now.
I’m surprised Mike wasn’t in trauma. I would.
hooho I’ve seen some too. Mostly are from mainland. Yucky when seeing it.
In male, do we shave our armpit? I don’t. Anyone? :p Just curious
*siao*
lucky that i read this after had my lunch
i just hope this this will not be a trend coz for me is another type of PENCEMARAN…..eiyak!
Regarding to “Her armpit hairs were both curly and straight…”, izzit left armpit curly, right armpit straight, or vice versa, or both?
“Lai Ma” always have dairy because they usually just gave birth to their own kids.
I experienced that once when I was living in Subang. She is a friend of my friend. We got on bus and she was wearing sleveless top. Quite a pretty gal. The bus was pretty full and we had to stand and she…hmm..hmm..Leave it to your imagination.
Why those females from China do not want to shave their arm pit hair???.. i used to have this Chinese classmate in college…she’s from Shanghai…tot that is a modern city…n she should be well…more civilsed!..but she DIDNt close the door when she go toilet… yuks!!..i have to close for her!! in the College washroom!! it was very embarassing!!
din – years of radiation exposure made me a tough guy.
surfnux – why would a guy want to shave his own armpit ? it adds character … shaving it off is akin to castrating your own reproductive organs.
dean_dang – well, like I’ve told a friend once, always read blogs/ surf net after lunch…
alphonso – is there a difference ? somekind of fengshui shit ? alright, she has both type of hairs in both armpits.
chee – you saw her lactating tits or you saw her black wires ?
lyricass – perhaps chinamen prefer hairy females ? man, they could have easily practiced bestiality without conscience.
it has to be a girl frm china. when i was abroad, i had a shock of my life when this girl walked around in her sleeve-less nightie in our apartment. being a skinny girl, the massively bushy hair actually was so visible without her even having to lift up her arm.
the most potong stim part will be, the gal is so hawt and you were drooling over her.. dropping salivas.. then u saw that.. aduish…
jene: if i can’t handle him, i wouldn’t be here, reading and commenting but throwing vulgarity at him? hellow, get your assumptions right.
michael: lol nolah..i’m saying your ‘stunt’ lah. I mean, do what you want it’s your blog and freedom of speech should be uphold…right or not?
FYI, if women prefer to WAX their underarms, they have to let it grow long first b4 they can go wax it, or else no use getting it waxed! but she kinda stupid lah..know her underarms not shaved wanna wear sleeveless! BODOH!
vaveevum – what was this girl doing in your apartment ? scary shit.
bongkerz – you got me wrong… that’s a lady in her mid 30′s… and i don’t actually think she’s hot. It’s just … something distracting about her…
cyber-red – just pulling your leg lah … ehehehh
gutsygal – exactly what i’m thinking … why wear a sleeveless when you’re bushy ? showing off ? puhhlleeez
lyricass: I think it’s the culture in China, not closing the toilet door. My HR director related to us about his visit to China, in a spanking new shopping complex, with spanking new toilets… but everyone do business without closing door. Scared him off shitless (pun intended).
There is a saying goes, “Beauty is in the eyes of the beErholder.” And here is another one, “Love is blind.” Go figger.
mike… funny lah…ROTF!!
haih pull lah =P
“There’s a complete ecosystem inside her armpit hair, you know, afids, ticks, bugs, you name it” – Michael Ooi
was laughing non-stop over this statement. rather creative i would say. but it will be quite gross if that’s the truth.
rkaru – in some remote village in China, they don’t even have toilet doors. Encountered that once when my bus had a stopover between Beijing and some place called Chende … they only have a piece of cardboard separating male/female’s lavatory. It stinks too.
cariss – beerholder… i like that.
reta – at one glance, I almost read your message as “hair pull lah”.
100 – could be a fact. Our human body are known to host havens for various types of miniature critters…
HAHAHHAHAHAH poor you..still feeling ‘disturbed’ huh?
=P *shakes head*
indomee > myojo la! heh heh
**zbjernak – so, i take it as you actually fancied girls with heaps of armpit hairs ? **
michael -> actually not at all, is just i am envy…for i have not much hairs
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