Reasons why I think short blokes have better career prospects at my workplace.
- because they’re short, they’re much nearer to everyone’s crotch region. That makes it a tad more convenient for them to fellate everyone’s dick. Particularly the boss’. If anything goes wrong, they would just suck away like a champ. That’s why male midgets are the most favorable type of animals in my workplace.
- because they’re short, they’re automatically lighter and more agile than anyone else. This is especially an advantage when the boss’ looking for a scapegoat to be slam dunked into the sacrificial pit. Being the lightest and most agile, they would be the first to disappear… hence, they cannot die. Or always die last.
- because they’re short, they take up less space. Whenever the boss wanted to swat everyone up, they’ll be that much more easier to scurry around and have more choices to hide in various sizes of holes. That way, they’ll always have a clean background.
- because they’re short, their height is just perfect for them to stretch their hands out and stab right in the middle of someone’s back. And even if they did it overtly in public, nobody would notice they’re the stabber because they’re so fucking short.
- because they’re short, it’s easy for them to pretend to be cute. Old corporate ladies love cute stuffs including mean midgets. It doesn’t matter as long as he’s cute. And old corporate ladies usually rules over old VP dicks so, they’re all kinda connected to each other (old corporate ladies suck midgets’ dick, midgets suck VPs’ dick, VPs lick old ladies’ cunt, you get the idea)
That’s why I think it’s perfectly alright to discriminate them, beat them up or something. Corporate pests.
Fark, I have been a small guy for almost half of my life, u can never imagine what pressure ‘we’ are dealing with. If u can feel what I have experience through out my life, I sure u will pled for forgiveness for discriminating short people. Hav a nice day Michael~!
Hi Red Lab - may the year of the Rooster makes you grow taller.
Got any post coming up for tall people?
ummm… are you referring to my boss?? hehehehe…
Hmm..let me guess. Someone short at your workplace pissed you up right?
jason - unfortunately no.
elphinestone - sort of. if you can look around carefully, you’ll get the whole point.
mumsgather - it’s more than just pissing me off. he’s here to wreck everyone’s future.
Hmm, as the cantonese saying goes: Ngai chai toh kai chai
mic, he pissed of yr life? then its yr turn to do the revenge on him/her…hehehe…..let squeeze till he become more shorter……hahahaah..then u can teased him around…
That is not very funny. I think it’s ok to bitch abt ppl’s character, but bitching abt something (physical) they can’t change is a different matter. Tall/short/fat/thin ppl can be corporate pest anyway. Frankly, tall ppl have more advantage be it socially/work.It’s bad enough they have to live life that way, let’s not hurt da rest of da short brothers ya just because one short fella piss u off.
primrose - yeah, those idiots I refer to are exactly like that.
humphrey - i’ll look for that opportunity
gym - it’s good to have kind people like you in this world. Me ? oh no.. [chuckles]..I’m a baaaaaaad guy. Just leave me be, ok ? May the year of the Rooster be with you.
A person who dare not to reveal his own height and yet discriminating short people. Take it like a man and reveal your own height, Maddox-wannabe.
“maddox-wannabe” … hahah … this really got me cracking.
you guys wanna know my height eh ? hover your mouse over my name on the top-left side of the main page … and click. Read.
(now, don’t be fuckin’ stupid enough to do it by positioning your piece of hardware over your screen …)
Hmmm….. I don’t think u get my point, never mind lah, hopefully the year of the Rooster can really makes me grow taller…..hahahaaa….nice post about ‘I’m a doctor . Hope u have a beautiful day~!~
me lecturer said one thing the other day, that all great leaders are short. i was pretty offended but dunno how to retaliate. thanks for the post MWAHS
n btw, midget porns are strangely erotic… nyahahahaha
red lab - actually, it’s self explanatory that the post is targetted at short people in my company. Don’t be offended ya ? I have tonnes of short friends and i think they’re great !
kimberly - midget porns ! what have you been exposed to lately girl ? too much outing with the kungfu tiger ?
From my PoV, ur kinda pissed with your everday life Mike. Is that the reason why you’re fuming on your blog? Remember an earlier post ur discriminating about chicks that arent as pretty as some promp queen back in the 90’s that perhaps they should make the world a better place by killing themselves, heck, saves good O2 for those worthwhile soul no?
Speaking of which, i havent seen you neither Emily, but i bet you people are rather good-looking, or at least, held enough confidence to declare yourselves being one even when the whole world regards as the other way round. Still, you dont condemn something openly when it’s solely because either you can’t face the fact that you’re on this beautiful rotating globe with people whose standard you despise or coined as decadent or just plain hate them. True, agree that we have our own freedom of speech, and perhaps you penned down all these words here on your blog coz you dont want to or dont dare to speak up in reality. But hey, you have been complaining this complaining that on your blog about this bitches, that assholes. But what difference does that make you when you’re snooping so low at the same level like them*? You vent ur frust here and moan and groan about how bitches dont born as pretty as you want them to be or how SoBs dont mind spending fortunes just to impress the chicks they dig on your blog where as those people you cussed and fcuked, whined it in reality doing what they have done to you that pisses you off. You posts your dissatisfaction about them here, and they return the favour to you in reality. And like what i have said, we already have trillions of brainless fat fcuk out there, why add to the numbers? Why not make the world a better place so when your children got gang-banged out there somewhere in the near future, least you know and you could tell yourself that you have tried your best shaping the world to the right path. Instead of going, ‘Hey, that’s just like victim # 13th of what i did back on those stone age years, so serve you right son/daughter’. Heck, one less discrimination means one less seed of hatred sowed.
* Them’s being referred to those sick fcuk you have been cussing on your blog.
PaperClipZ - well, this blog is about everything. And that very well includes bitching and discrimination.
there’s no religion nor human rights in this blog. There’s no democracy either. Everything’s at the tip of my fingertips … and it’s about what my brain likes to think after a stressful day of work.
So, the whole thing’s pretty much like a prison meal … you eat whatever’s served - you are however allowed to file a complaint to the warden if you find it shitty, but that’s just a psychological relieve to avoid prison riot … there’s actually nothing much you can do about it.
*shrugs*