A conversation with a stranger in ICQ earlier tonight (name was changed to preserve the innocence of that stranger)

[3/2/2005 8:42 PM] Cariss : Hi
[3/2/2005 8:42 PM] heavenly : hello
[3/2/2005 8:42 PM] Cariss : How’s life treating you?
[3/2/2005 8:43 PM] heavenly : not bad i suppose
[3/2/2005 8:43 PM] Cariss : good to hear that
[3/2/2005 8:44 PM] Cariss : What do you do for a living?
[3/2/2005 8:44 PM] heavenly : I’m a doctor
[3/2/2005 8:45 PM] Cariss : oh really? What kind of doctor? The PHD type or the general practitioner type?
[3/2/2005 8:45 PM] heavenly : oh … definitely not the PhD type
[3/2/2005 8:46 PM] heavenly : i hang out at clinics and fix people up
[3/2/2005 8:47 PM] Cariss : with drugs i suppose
[3/2/2005 8:47 PM] Cariss : anything new?
[3/2/2005 8:47 PM] Cariss : [3/2/2005 8:47 PM] heavenly : with drugs, syringes, stethoscope, ice cream sticks … you name it
[3/2/2005 8:48 PM] heavenly : my favorite would be rubber gloves and vaseline
[3/2/2005 8:49 PM] Cariss : why so?
[3/2/2005 8:49 PM] Cariss : At least u can kill ppl u dun like, just blame it on overdose
[3/2/2005 8:50 PM] heavenly : oh no, killing is evil. doctors aren’t suppose to do that. i only kill when it’s absolutely necessary …
[3/2/2005 8:51 PM] Cariss : when do u see as necessary to kill someone?
[3/2/2005 8:52 PM] Cariss : As you said, doctors aren’t supposed to kill at all
[3/2/2005 8:53 PM] heavenly : this is a profession secret … it’s supposed to be esoteric and stuffs. but i can tell you how i do it … i feed them antibiotics .. hell yeah
[3/2/2005 9:01 PM] Cariss : brb
[3/2/2005 9:08 PM] Cariss : still alive? ;p
[3/2/2005 9:08 PM] heavenly : yeah,
[3/2/2005 9:09 PM] Cariss : what are u up to?
[3/2/2005 9:10 PM] heavenly : i’m watching my computer screen
[3/2/2005 9:10 PM] Cariss : yeah me too
[3/2/2005 9:11 PM] heavenly : i know
[3/2/2005 9:13 PM] Cariss : i know u can read
[3/2/2005 9:13 PM] heavenly : wow… you actually knew, that’s good for you
[3/2/2005 9:14 PM] Cariss : we’re the same kind, both oso can read, good for us
[3/2/2005 9:15 PM] Cariss : I hope u won’t put our conversation in your blog
[3/2/2005 9:15 PM] Cariss : doctor
[3/2/2005 9:15 PM] Cariss : lol!
[3/2/2005 9:16 PM] heavenly : oh no , i won’t. i’m a doctor, don’t you remember ? you can always trust a doctor.
[3/2/2005 9:17 PM] Cariss : yeah and the pig will fly too
[3/2/2005 9:18 PM] heavenly : whether the pig flies or the sky moves, it depends on your point of reference
[3/2/2005 9:19 PM] Cariss : Yes, it’s all relativity
[3/2/2005 9:20 PM] heavenly : doctors knew all that like the back of their hands
[3/2/2005 9:21 PM] Cariss : doctors also know how to silence one cranky nasty patient, no?
[3/2/2005 9:22 PM] heavenly : yeah, cover their mouth with a duct tape or something … or give them chloroforms … it works
[3/2/2005 9:22 PM] Cariss : lol~
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[3/2/2005 9:35 PM] heavenly : so, do you have hairs growing from your armpit ?
[3/2/2005 9:36 PM] Cariss : oh yes, bushes.
[3/2/2005 9:37 PM] Cariss : some ppl have kinky taste, do u doc?
[3/2/2005 9:38 PM] heavenly : hmmm … hirsutism … hirustims… i can’t spell it … it’s a disease
[3/2/2005 9:39 PM] Cariss : U mean hirsutes?
[3/2/2005 9:39 PM] Cariss : hahaha
[3/2/2005 9:39 PM] Cariss : not everyone gets it
[3/2/2005 9:39 PM] heavenly : you got it …
[3/2/2005 9:39 PM] Cariss : only the selected few, God is fair, if s/he really exists.
[3/2/2005 9:40 PM] Cariss : Don’t be jealous doc.
[3/2/2005 9:41 PM] heavenly : yeah … you and those bunch of apes … poor creatures … hirstutismm… hirsutise… fuck…
[3/2/2005 9:42 PM] Cariss : Don’t insult my cousins!!! [3/2/2005 9:42 PM] Cariss : ;pPpPpp
[3/2/2005 9:43 PM] heavenly : wookies … are wookies your cousins ?
[3/2/2005 9:43 PM] Cariss : Hairless doesn’t neccesarily means sexier, u hairless PIG!
[3/2/2005 9:44 PM] heavenly : that’s not the way to speak to your doctor you bitch
[3/2/2005 9:45 PM] Cariss : What makes u think you deserve “Special Treatment” than others?
[3/2/2005 9:45 PM] Cariss : Wookies are my long lost relatives
[3/2/2005 9:46 PM] Cariss : If you see them, let me know, my mom would love to get in touch with them, coz they still owe us some food.
[3/2/2005 9:46 PM] heavenly : because I’m a doctor … I have gloves … and vaseline… you mess with me, my glove will show up in your next x-ray scan
[3/2/2005 9:46 PM] Cariss : LOL
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[3/2/2005 9:50 PM] heavenly : you’re starting to make less senses … hirstutism again …
[3/2/2005 9:51 PM] Cariss : lol~
[3/2/2005 9:51 PM] Cariss : u should examine my mental and physical state first before you pass your judgement
[3/2/2005 9:52 PM] Cariss : you are right doc, i can always blame it on hirstutism when i start babbling
[3/2/2005 9:53 PM] heavenly : yep … that’s the way to go
[3/2/2005 9:53 PM] heavenly : only cure for hirsutism is to use a razor … and shave the daylights out of yourself
[3/2/2005 9:54 PM] Cariss : i did, but it grow back the next sec, it kindda block my speech too.
[3/2/2005 9:55 PM] heavenly : hmmmm … this is serious
[3/2/2005 9:55 PM] Cariss : Yeah, it’s in the genes
[3/2/2005 9:56 PM] Cariss : I’m a hopeless case
[3/2/2005 9:56 PM] heavenly : ok … try this. find a knife … and repeatedly stab your own head. Should work
[3/2/2005 9:57 PM] Cariss : I prefer to stab yours
[3/2/2005 9:58 PM] Cariss : at least I can see the bloody scence with my own eyes and skin your head with my own bare hands
[3/2/2005 9:58 PM] heavenly : that’s not the way to talk to your doctor you bitch
[3/2/2005 9:59 PM] Cariss : u r repeating yourself doc
[3/2/2005 9:59 PM] Cariss : I need to get my ass moving, as I need to update my blog doc
[3/2/2005 9:59 PM] Cariss : u can see my hairy arse in my blog
[3/2/2005 9:59 PM] heavenly : ok … get some rest.
[3/2/2005 9:59 PM] Cariss : u too
[3/2/2005 9:59 PM] Cariss : say hi to Emily for me
[3/2/2005 9:59 PM] heavenly : Hi
[3/2/2005 10:00 PM] Cariss : If I stab u, she’ll murder me
[3/2/2005 10:00 PM] Cariss : hahaha
[3/2/2005 10:00 PM] heavenly : ok … sure … she loves stabbing hairy primates anyway
[3/2/2005 10:00 PM] Cariss : doc u SUX~
[3/2/2005 10:00 PM] heavenly : u too
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She later came back for more …
[3/2/2005 10:14 PM] Cariss : Ur latest entry is damn funny, now my mouth is cracked, i’ll blame it on u doc.
[3/2/2005 10:15 PM] heavenly : that’s side effects for being rude to your doc… not because of laughing
[3/2/2005 10:16 PM] Cariss : Well my doc is not a gentleman either
[3/2/2005 10:16 PM] Cariss : he always poke his rod at the wrong places, ooops, i mean holes.
[3/2/2005 10:16 PM] heavenly : soon, your tits gonna bloat and explode
[3/2/2005 10:17 PM] Cariss : I’m more worried about my anus
[3/2/2005 10:17 PM] Cariss : BTW, how tall are you?
[3/2/2005 10:18 PM] Cariss : What I mean is, how tall are you to call others SHORTIE?
[3/2/2005 10:18 PM] heavenly : i’m approximately 3 feet when I lay down flat on my bed
[3/2/2005 10:19 PM] Cariss : wow, we are the same height mate
[3/2/2005 10:21 PM] heavenly : but when I turn over in doggie style pose, offset another 1 - 2 feet
[3/2/2005 10:21 PM] Cariss : LMAO~
[3/2/2005 10:21 PM] Cariss : i pity Emily
[3/2/2005 10:22 PM] heavenly : why ?
[3/2/2005 10:24 PM] Cariss : The doggy style must have hurt her bad
[3/2/2005 10:25 PM] heavenly : it’s fun
[3/2/2005 10:25 PM] Cariss : Only Emily knows
[3/2/2005 10:26 PM] heavenly : well, ever see a dog depressed ? that explains it
[3/2/2005 10:26 PM] Cariss : no wonder u r ALWAYS so happy
[3/2/2005 10:27 PM] heavenly : doctors are always happy
[3/2/2005 10:27 PM] Cariss : yeah rite and my arse is SQUARE too
[3/2/2005 10:29 PM] heavenly : good for you … ape
[3/2/2005 10:29 PM] Cariss : OUCH~
[3/2/2005 10:29 PM] Cariss : U r such a pain in my arse doc
[3/2/2005 10:30 PM] heavenly : get some help, kill yourself
[3/2/2005 10:30 PM] Cariss : well i won’t
[3/2/2005 10:31 PM] Cariss : i dun wanna let u be soooooooo happy
[3/2/2005 10:31 PM] heavenly : you said you owned a blog ?
[3/2/2005 10:31 PM] Cariss : yes
[3/2/2005 10:32 PM] heavenly : ok
[3/2/2005 10:32 PM] Cariss : ;p
[3/2/2005 10:37 PM] Cariss : my blog is boring dun read it
[3/2/2005 10:37 PM] Cariss : goodnite~
[3/2/2005 10:37 PM] heavenly : i won’t read it… goodnight
[3/2/2005 10:37 PM] Cariss : dun miss me
[3/2/2005 10:39 PM] heavenly : i won’t