Kids nowadays are so spoilt, that they don’t even know what is proper education anymore. See what do we have today, students carrying cellphones to school, demanding their sissy parents to pick them up at basically anywhere, complaining about teachers being rude, complaining this… complaining that … etc. It is as if justice is becoming extinct just like the dinosaurs.

Back in the 80′s and 90′s, do we get such opportunities to bitch about teachers being rude to us? Yeah, not before getting yourself a good double swing of that ‘yellow stick’ at your butt for being such a lame ass poop. School back then, was a true place to shape disciplined individuals… with scores of tough reminders to let us know what is right… and what is wrong. Not happy about it? SMACK. That’s what happens.

Unlike school teachers nowadays who would excessively worry about the exaggerated violence that could cause emotional wreck to those young motherfuckers… that actually turns them into a deranged serial killer or something. Just look at the news today… like we’re seeing an improvement here. Girls getting raped, kids getting killed, students participating in organized crimes, teachers pummeling each other up… see for yourself.

During my days, school teachers used to be tough like prison wardens (except they don’t wear uniforms). They disciplined us with the help of a cane and a very wicked mind. Some of them even looked like pirates and of what resembled critters that crept out from the sewers (no shit). The very sight of them would make us feel uncomfortable… They were like members of a complex organization of government cum mafia under the same leadership – that only believed in one thing – discipline through violence.

Here, let me relive some of the ‘tough reminders’ that we had during my time… so that you young motherfuckers out would get a hint of TRUE DISCIPLINE :

Caning :
By far the most popular method to discipline students.
You sissy young fuckers probably do not know what’s a cane. A cane is a stick made of rattan that is commonly used to raze butts like yours to inflict a sharp stinging pain. Caning is a verb when a cane is used to whip an individual… in this case, a student. Leaves no permanent scarring but a temporary blemish that could last up to a few days.

It functions just like a baseball bat – except that it is more flexible, and instead of using it to hit a ball, it’s used to hit your ass. You get the idea. And since it is also light, it can be conveniently swung repeatedly to hit the target for best results. No message can be more articulate than a strong whack of a cane…

Physical torment :
Some teachers may be too lazy to work out their asses hard labor style to discipline their students. These type of teachers would probably opt for ‘physical torment’ disciplinary action against rogue students – where no weapons nor aggression is required.

The teacher would just order the target student to perform a series of hardcore exercise, eg: half-squat stance for an hour, 1000 squat-ups, etc. If a student fails or collapses halfway, the teacher would then top his fate up with some beating using a cane… or simply a hard kick on the ass. Leaves no permanent scarring but, would result in extreme muscle fatigue.

Ultimate palm solution
Also known as a ‘tight slap’. A simple flail of the palm towards the student’s face or back that generally produces a loud sound PIAKKK. Can be humiliating at the same time.

I remember that there were 2 known male teachers from my school that could bitchslap like a real bitch. Their slap was so hard that it could literally blacks one out temporarily. How could I not forget those painful moments? It definitely works. (it worked so well, that I would love to see those old bastards again and punch them in the face)

Pinches
Student would be called to the teacher’s desk, and asked to stand still. The teacher would then pinch the student’s thigh with his ultimate strength till the spot goes purple. Some teachers would even use their finger nails to add more spice to the effect. It’s fucking painful I assure you. Leaves a deep impression of bruise mark but is not permanent.

Blackboard duster :
Usually used when a student is not paying attention or dozing off in class.

It’s pretty easy to be administered, just require some marksmanship. The teacher would just need to aim and pitch the duster directly to the student’s face/head. Once hit, it would emit a cool puff of chalk dust effect. Not very painful I admit, but kind of humiliating to have a chalk duster ended up at your face in the presence of your laughing classmates.

Crowbar :
The big and tough metal rod to pry wooden boxes? That’s a crowbar. A teacher would bring one to school to intimidate the students. Usually, never have to use it – unless it’s getting too much. Teacher would rip off student’s pants and jam the entire piece of crowbar into the student’s ass. NOW THAT LEAVES PERMANENT SCARRING.

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Alright, I made the last part up (if it’s not that obvious to you). Basically, that’s pretty much about it. Growing up in the 80′s as a kid wasn’t as easy as it is today… so, feel damn lucky already that you sissies weren’t born yesterday.