Have been out from home from 7am till almost 7pm today - damn exhausted. I don’t even have enough energy to strangle a cat right now.

But then, I have something important to blog about before I crash. I don’t want to wake up forgetting all about it… So here it is :

Somehow, before the dream started, I had an impression that the whole thing’s about an Olympic event …

The dream unfolded in a dark musty room full of topless beefcakes … whom all of them can be seen getting ready for a very stamina intensive competition. Wiggling their legs, performing warm ups … shits like that. It was no doubt a very important and happening event as I can hear crowds cheering from outside the room … Not just any lame ass number of crowds but at a magnitude comparable to Marilyn Manson’s concert.

The room layout looked very medieval …it has wooden benches, a wooden door and greenish mouldy walls (probably lacked of maintenance funds by the Olympic committee). As the view pan across the room, I also noticed that those beefcakes were wearing some sort of rags instead of Speedo or Nike tights like it’s supposed to be… They didn’t don any jersey with numbers nor any special type of boots either. Just half naked with rags covering their dicks and teabags. Very strange.

Then suddenly, a bloke jumps out of nowhere and started yelling something unintelligible to those bunch of big framed guys. It went on for about a whole 5 minutes, and I couldn’t understand a word he said. I reckoned that it must be some sort of a briefing about rules/regulations there … but I might be wrong. (heck, it’s just a dream, fuck it off)

After the loud briefing, the guy started to distribute of what seemed to be a “U” shaped piece of stainless steel rod - with a diameter of a 20 cents coin (whole thing is about the size of a toilet seat cover) - to each and every one of them. Must be a tool of somekind for their important event - I duly threw in my best guess.

Then the door swivelled wide open, and a beam of sunlight penetrated into the dark and musty atmosphere inside the room. Then, one of the beefcakes walked forward (surprisingly, the rest just continued to hang out there to relax) through the door … into the yard surrounded by a spiral platforms … the limelight of a thousand cheering spectators. He started to raise his hands and waved the “U” shaped tool … only to agitate the crowds to cheer louder. (very awesome sight)

After an brief session of ego flaunting action, the beefcake then paused to look across where he was standing. He saw some mammoth silhouette of 5 beasts overlooking him - an elephant, a polar bear, a hippo, a rhino and a camel - all of them stood in a line nonchalantly right next to each other. They weren’t giving a damn about the crowds nor anything at all. Just stood there as if nothing happened.

Now, the beefcake, he walked towards the front of those animals … and pointed the U-shaped tool at their direction … paused for a second … and all of a sudden, waved the tool like a madman in the air and shouted out loudly. He would occasionally put down the U-shaped tool on the floor and lift both his clawed up hands in the air … trying to achieve a higher degree of intimidation.

Apparently, the objective of the event was to attempt to scare all the 5 animals back into their dens … by using nothing other than the U-shaped rod (why the U-shape ? I don’t know) and his own bare hands. And if the person failed to achieve the objective, he will be penalized with a shot of arrow from each of the spectators.

Sure enough, I get to see that cool part in the dream. The beefcake somehow managed to scare off only the pussy elephant and the polar bear, but failed to even budge the remaining 3. The next thing I know, were a thousand arrows raining down on that bummered beefcake, piercing every single part of his body overflowing with blood and gore …. it was splendid scene. Then, I heard someone yelled “Next !”

Weird but awesome dream.

*I hope this isn’t somekind of a dream that would bring a hidden premonition message of something bad that is bound to happen soon…