discipline
Kids nowadays are so spoilt, that they don’t even know what’s proper education anymore. See what we have today, students carrying cellphones to school, demanding their sissy parents picking them up at virtually anywhere, complaining about teachers being rude, complaining this… complaining that … etc. It was as if justice is becoming extinct just like the dinosaurs.
Back in the 80’s and 90’s, do we get such opportunities of bitching about teachers being rude to us ? Yeah, not before getting yourself a good double swing of “yellow stick” at your butt for being such a miserable gook. School back then, was a true place to shape disciplined individuals … with scores of tough reminders to let us know what is right … and what is wrong. Not happy about it ? SMACK. That’s what happens.
Unlike school teachers nowadays who would excessively worried about the exaggerated violence that would cause emotional wreck to those young motherfuckers … that would eventually turn them into a deranged serial killer or something. Yeah right, look at the newspaper today … like we’re seeing an improvement here. Girls getting raped, kids getting killed, students participating in organized crimes, teachers pummeling each other up… see for yourself.
During my days, school teachers used to be tough like prison wardens (except they don’t wear uniforms). They disciplined us with the help of a cane and a very wicked mind. Some of them even looked like pirates and of what resembled those critters that crept in the sewers (no shit). The very sight of them would make us feel uncomfortable … and would be scared to even rip a silent fart. They’re like members of a complex organization of government cum mafia under the same leadership - that only believes in one thing - discipline through violence.
Here, let me relive some of the “tough reminders” that was used during my time … so that you prepubescent out there at least got yourself some decent knowledge about TRUE DISCIPLINE :
Caning :
By far the most popular method to discipline students.
You sissy young fuckers probably didn’t know what’s a cane. A cane is a stick made of rattan that’s being used to raze your butt or anywhere at all to inflict a sharp stinging pain. Caning is a verb when a cane is used to whip an individual … in this case, a student. Leaves no permanent scarring but a temporary blemish that would last a couple days.
It functions just like a baseball bat - except it was being used to hit a student instead of a ball. You get the idea. And since it is so light like that, it can thus be flexibly swung repeatedly to hit the target for best results.
No message can be more articulate than a strong whack of a cane…
Physical torment :
Some teachers may be too lazy to work out their asses hard labor style to discipline their students. These type of teachers would probably opt for “physical torment” disciplinary action against their students - where no weapons nor aggression is really required.
The teacher would just order the target student to perform a series of hardcore exercise, eg: performing a half-squat stance for a whole 1 hour, perform 1000 squat-ups, etc. If a student fails or collapses halfway, the teacher would then top his fate up with a some beating using a cane … or simply a hard kick on the ass. Leaves no permanent scarring but, would result in extreme muscle fatigue.
Ultimate palm solution
Also known as “tight slap”. A simple flail of the palm towards the students face or back that generally produces a loud sound PIAKKK. Can be humiliating at the same time.
I remember that there were 2 known male teachers from my school that could bitchslap like a real bitch. Their slaps were so hard that it could literally blacks one out temporarily. How could I not forget those painful moments ? It definitely works. (it worked so well, that I would love to see those old bastards again and punch them in the face)
Pinches
Student would be called to the teacher’s desk, and asked to stand still. The teacher would then pinch the student’s thigh with his ultimate strength till it goes purple. Some teachers would even use their finger nails to add more spice to the effect. It’s fucking painful I assure you. Leaves a deep impression of bruise mark but is not permanent.
Blackboard duster :
Usually used when a student is not paying attention or dozing off in class.
It’s pretty easy to be administered, just require some marksmanship. The teacher would just need to aim and pitch the duster directly onto the student’s face/head. Once hit, it would emit a cool puff of chalk dust effect. Not very painful I admit, but kinda humiliating to have a chalk duster ended up at your face in the presence of your laughing classmates.
Crowbar
The big and tough metal rod to pry wooden boxes ? that’s a crowbar. A teacher would bring one to school to intimidate students. Usually, never have to use it - unless it’s getting too much. Teacher would rip off student’s pants and jam the entire piece of crowbar into the student’s ass. NOW THAT LEAVES PERMANENT SCARRING.
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Alright, I made the last part up (if it’s not that obvious to you). Basically, that’s pretty much about it. Growing up in the 80’s as a kid isn’t as easy as it is today… so, feel damn lucky already that you sissies weren’t born yesterday.
ahaha.. nowadays students get counselling as penalties for offences… maybe next generation students will be given concert tickets for doing wrong
What about yelling? what about kissing the flagpole?
What about standing on the table and told to spin the fan with a fucking broomstick until the room is cool? What about going class to class declaring ‘Saya Bodoh Macam Lembu Tercekik Plastik!’
Kids these days have it easy.
Lol yeah it was bad, ain’t it?
I hate pinching the most. There’s this really stupid bugger who was a P.E. teacher. He always like to pinch students just above their nipples.
Not only will the affected area turned red, even the facial expression of the students have become so pale…
Same treatment were given to girls as well.
Lol, just kidding. It was a single sex school.
I am with you!All the way!No need to say so much,you have got what all I wanted to say in my mind.
sometimes, the teachers would love more than anything to beat the kids up. it is the parents who are over-protective. a teacher cane their kids, and they come to school and complain. my aunties who are teachers have really given up disciplining these kids. now the teachers have the “couldn’t care-less” attitudes.
in the 80s, during my primary school years, a teacher punished me by pinching my stomach. since she is very pretty, i actually look forward to it.
then there was this stupid man who would throw balls at me when i talk in class. that prick is my father’s fren. he works as a security guard in a condo now. saw him during cny when i was visiting a fren, a bit kesian.
then there was this sick man who would pinch our nipples. really pinch and squeeze. that prick died from diabetes complications. yeah!
in my sec school, form 1, there was another sick bastard who grabbed us by the balls. three years ago, that prick grabbed the balls of a student whoose parents are lawyers. muahaha, he got a lawsuit. i heard it was a police case but they settled it out of court. that prick had been transferred to a kampung school. yeah!
there was another who grabbed people’s balls. but he was always teaching the end classes. no lawyer parents there. he is still around but i guess he should be smart enough to stop grabbing ppl by the balls now.
there was this indian principal in my sec school who gave me public caning for figthing during negaraku. he had hairs growing out of his ears. that prick died of heart attack. yeah! alrite maybe he is an exception coz i deserved it.
I was in primary school and secondary school from 1991-1996 and 1997-2001 respectively. everything you mentioned for discliplining still got. i think the pussiness only started recently.
I am same year as Paul,things got softer during my last 2 years in secondary due to parental complaints.Datuk’s son I heard….
the pussiness only started during the late 90s. when i was in primary school (early 90s), there were all sorts of stuffs. try pinching the soft muscle on your shoulder. grab it hard enough and reflex forces some tears out. haha.i also got smacked on the hand with a big fat piece of stick. one whack - guarantee got pins and needles.
although, the teachers got a bit pussy later on. in form 4 (1999), this dude got punished for beating up another guy. the punishment - writting lines. dumb ass teachers these days.
Pulling of sideburns. Now that hurt like a motherfucker. There even was a toilet ban. Your wish to go ease yourself depends on the teacher’s mood. If he/she is in a bad mood, be prepared to piss yourself.
School back in the day was much more fun. No cell phones, no fucking Pokemon, bugger all. Ask some kid to go catch tadpoles in a puddle during recess time, and the would call their parents and complain about you. Kids today are spoilt. Which would carry them through to their adult days. Whats more if you think about it, how the fuck would they survive in today’s world of dog eat dog, cat eat cat, dog eat cat, cat eat dog; you get the idea.
In order to save our society, this is a little poem I wrote in light of this:
Cane those motherfuckers,
if their parents complain,
cane them too,
Fucking use the cane,
bitch slap,
Than tiu,
Feather duster
White/black board duster,
Public caning,
Fucking cane them.
A proverb which I remember applies to this:
‘Spare the rod and spoil the child’
The rod has defininately been spared, and the children are definately spoilt.
Yeah, I was in high school during the late 90s and the teachers didnt really cane/slap/pinch etc anymore. Once I was made to sing Lenggang Kangkung in front of the whole class..it was embarrassing alright, but it didnt hurt.
in my school, if your hair is long, you will get free haircut. the hairstylists (discipline teachers) will deliberately cut your hair above your earlobe line. How about that? you can’t do that to kids nowadays
munkit - if counselling works, why would those students commits offences in the first place ? Haven’t they listened enough in classes ? Teachers are damn stupid.
silencers - true dude. many more dirty tricks to torment students which is quite too much to be covered here. Some I’ve forgotten.
jr. - I came from an all guys school too… so, what’s sexual harassment ? it only meant one thing - males students peeking at teacher’s underwear.
jason - yeah, great minds think alike.
shanks - no doubt the parents are dicks too.
paul / xiaozhai / vincent - maybe even confined to certain schools. I seriously think they needed bouncers in school more than in pubs.
monkey - and that NS thing… it looks more like a gay summer camp to me more than anything else. I really couldn’t believe some of those pussies actually cried when asked to be drafted into NS. Tiuuuuuuu…
nisa - that’s not really embarassing… have you seen a teacher deliberately pour a whole packet of itch-powder on a student for playing with it ? That guy eventually had to strip himself naked and clean up in the school toilet. We were the ones laughing at him for having a small dick.
smchan - yeah, who could forget sideburn pullings ? Hell, I can feel the pain as I’m replying this …
michael,
hey! you forgot to mention about public canning! The most notorious bad conduct student in the school will get a nice whooooop …smaaack in the arse in the monday assembly. Everybody in the assembly will be silence in order to hear the sound effect of the whoopping. nice! =P
if you are in the 80’s, you maybe know Mr.Cheah? I’m from the 90’s and during when I’m kecil-kecil munkee, he has a killing aura. Just one stare from him, it will scare the hell out of me!
But he is a nice guy =)
Those were the golden days. Oh I miss that!
last time, a mad BM teacher of mine stomped on a naughty student’s feet, with court shoes on! @_@
my friend’s one is the bestest: he was caught smoking, and guess what? the discipline teacher made him smoke the whole pack of ciggies within one hour if not he will kena rotan
ghost - oh, a fellow Xaverian. Of course I remember Mr Cheah. The guy with a face so rough that it could be used to sharpen an axe. That guy is insane … I so wanna beat him up if I see him on the streets … anytime anywhere.
elphine - smoke a pack in 1 hour ? That’s not very harsh if you ask me.
If someone were to be caught smoking at school, they ought to be expelled.
I mean, who would want to retain a student who’s stupid enough to smoke inside the school compound ? ? He’s got the whole world out there for him to smoke till he contracts cancer… and nobody fucking cares. And yet, he chose to smoke inside the school …
Yeah, the teachers have been forced to be soft. Who wants to get sued just for bitchslapping someone? Man, the teachers should form a secret society and target those unruly students after school. If they do that, there’s no way the students can blame the teacher. No evidence maaaa.. Of course, the teachers can always drop hints later to the affected students and then deny everything if the student complains.
parents hv to be blamed too, for raising their kids in such protective manners. dat’s y the kids these days r so daring cos they know they hv backup. they think they’r superior.
during form 2, the class nxt to mine had an extremely stern maths teacher. u dun do yr homework u see yr book flying out of the classroom from the 2nd floor. her voice was so loud even teachers teaching in classes nxt to hers wl quiet down. yes she was very strict, but she made sure her students do well academically. and when she retired, the entire class she taught gave her hugs & kisses cos she was the best teacher.
Ai yar~ u made me remembered how my primary school teacher give 10 flips with the rotan for 1 wrong dictation. If today, this teacher will be charged to the jail oledi.
khalilur - that’s a good idea. Some underground triads that asassinate doofus students. Man … I wanna be a teacher.
oliviasy - we have loud teachers too. It was as if there’s a pair of airhorn built inside their vocal chord.
fish fish - i kena 100 - 200 flips before from my mom … if that happens today, my mom would have been jailed 300 years without parole.
Those were the days of rotanning. But I got this kindie teacher who is insane, now that I recall it. He would call those troublemakers to come up front and take off their pants and hang it so high that the kid cant reach it. As far as I could remember, only guys got punished this way.
primary school in my days…
-place both hands palm down on the desk, the teacher will used the side of a wooden ruler and chop on your fingers…”tok”..painful as h*ll!
-then there’s the cubit telinga 99 until your ears burn
-standing up on the desk and holding your schoolbag above your head
Yeah, our future generation is going down the drain. And it is all the parents’ fault. Over protective, bringing up selfish, kurang ajar kids.
oh! i hate the sideburn pull! I remember Mr Looi Tuck Lim always punish students by doing that during my primary school. now I dont have a nice sideburn because of him!!
I got a nosebledd because my maths teacher slapped me so hard for not paying attention in class. Actually one of my friends siting next to me quietly told me a funny joke and I couldn’t help but grin - and my teacher noticed. Cannings were so common, usually for not doing homework.
My mother actually asked me whether I had been naughty.
These kids have so much fun today. Touch them and you are liable to face a lawsuit.
mike: 100-200 flips? Wah. So the rotan also hoi fah lah?
katsmew: What about wooden pegs on the ears and nose? Ouch! That hurts!
100 - paedophile kindie teacher ! my god ! that’s sex abuse dude ! what a dark childhood you have had ! *bow in respect*
katsmew - yeah, knocking with the edge of a ruler really hurts … i’ve had it before…
lilian - precisely, kurang ajar … or ajar salah. Look at their hairstyle nowadays, so ridiculously hideous. I prefer Travolta’s awning anytime …
ghost - hhmmm Looi … never heard of that name. I’m 1984 - 1994 btw …
adam - my mother usually ask me if I have been good … because I kept having troubles at school. heheh…
primrose - Split rotan was a very common thing back then. I recalled one of the teachers even has insulation tape wrapped around the tip of the cane to extend it’s durability. When we’re about to be whipped, he would usually ask - “Black or green ?” - referring to the color of the insulation tape on the cane(s)…
wack away, i must say!
my disciplinary teacher had a collection of rotans, each reserved for specific offences. the real bad ones get the fearful “black mamba”. we had a feeling that he once worked for the prisons dept…
My slogan: “Rules and laws are mend for humans to break” That’s why rules and laws exist, and I won’t become a prefect in my school, I mean until now.
u know… my mum was smart… she wanted to let me feel so painful, but didn’t want to waste her energy. So, she splitted the rotan so that 1 flip was equal to 10 flips. I remembered there was a time she gave me 50 flips with that. Dun know how many rotan she has changed. Ai yar~ if only I know I could sue her that time.
water_junk - say ? don’t just say … whack your kids !
buaya - your teacher names his cane ! now that’s badass !
alphonso - I’ve never been a prefect/monitor before. It contaminates my reputation
fish fish - you know, you can still sue her now … ahaks.
primary sch. - had the infamous ‘magic stick’, the public canings, standing on chairs…
sec. sch. - books thrown out of windows…, canings, standing on chairs & desks, ‘pumping’ (was that what it was called? pulling both your ears while excersing your legs up and down), running round the school field in full uni (whole class), and our fav… the whole class will do the “duck walk” around the school corridors!!! ah, the memories….
Liquid paper, scissors, highlighter, marker pen are also forbid in our school (secondary one), even though the school bookshop is selling all these stuff. Those who buy all these stuff will their stuff been confiscated. WTF!
And then, students can’t wear those (dumb)bell trousers. Whenever those Ah-Bengs wore their (dumb)bell trousers, the discipline master will call them to strip their (dumb)bell trousers off and put on the school-sponsors ’sarung’. And then, call those Ah-Beng to walk around the school compound to let us laughed and then the discipline master will call them to wear those ’sarung’ until the school dismiss.
Discipline is scary for all the time one.
wah u all..so terror la.i was also damn notorious in school.i was slapped and paraded in front of assembly before for making my skirts like a cinderella-wide type, keeping fingernails and speaking in cantonese.
The gals usually kena slap, standing outside the class, stand on chair, run around school compounds, twist ears, singin Negaraku infront of whole school assembly etc. No nipple pinching and physcial torment la..but then nowadays schoolgals kena touch onli can complain sexual harrassment/being tortured already..ahahhaha
summer - that’s known as squat-ups. Pumping usually refer to push ups… so…
alphonso - bell trousers ! those are the MC-Hammer type of ridiculous looking parachute pants, am I right ? Goddamn, fashion in the earlier 90’s are plain scary !
natalie - schoolgirls nowadays love to unhook their school uniform to reveal their lacy pair of underwears … it’s a totally different world today.
michael - my primary school was st xavier branch skool. there is another st xavier primary skool in ayer item. forgot what is the name already
aiyaa the children also resort to violent..even the hardiest of all teachers can get scared…puncture car tyres…scratch car..pecah the car headlights/car windows….kids these days fight fire with fire..
Complete explanation you have there. I still remember how I was tortured when I was in primary school. The same duster will fly to my face if I did something wrong, I will get undress if I forgot to bring something like exercise book, and will get more undress if you didn’t bring more stuffs, get knock on your head with the teacher’s knuckle or the wooden ruler when yourself will be asked kneel down in front of the class, get smack with ruller on your palm, leg, fingers. Sometimes bleeding will occur and the ruler is used till broken.
Today’s children are just too lucky and they didn’t get such a good teaching/punishment during old time that could make them be a good behaved human in this world. :p
ghost - i’m from fucker street from 7yrs old till 17yo. No shit a pure Xaverian blood.
girlie - that’s why we need to pelt them, beat them, stomp them … so that they learn it before something bigger happens. Like my mom always says : “It is better to let me beat you up and teach you some lesson here … than to let half a dozen of gangsters pounding on you with weapons later in your life”.
surfnux - those “tortures” that you endured, are what that has been shaping you. It’s a good thing … (considering that you’re still not yet a criminal).
parents nowadays —> pussies.. last time if kena canned in school or did anything wrong and get punished by teacher, back home parent if they know sure kena again.. now? ‘cikgu, apa pasal pukul anak saya?’
parents in the old days will always believe that ‘teachers always right. you got canned by the teacher, sure you were wrong’