I finally installed a twin air horn. They are awesome. Driving has never been such a wonderful experience. It is as if I’ve been granted an assurance that I’ll never be bothered by tools and cretins alike ever again. That’s because I’m now aware that everything is at the discretion of my finger tips and that very button by the corner of my steering.
It gives me a boost in confidence on the road – just like a stoopy flat chested bitch that has gotten a new implant. And people are no longer indifferent to my presence on the road anymore… I can now walk roll with my head held up high, and no longer have to be afraid…
But then, I also fully understand, that with great powers, comes great responsibility. Risks and consequences that I might induce with my bestowed strength. I promise to the world, that in no circumstances should I ever blare my pair of horns at -
- frail old people. I shall only honk at those housewife with cauliflower hairstyle with body shape of an oil barrel.
- innocent kids playing by the roadside. Unless they’re accompanied by an aforesaid housewife with cauliflower hairstyle.
- stray animals. Except if they’re dogs or cats or anything accompanied by an oil barrel shaped housewife with cauliflower hairstyle.
- any motorized vehicles on 2 wheels from behind. I shall only honk them when they’re at my side.
- my neighbors to wake them up. Unless if I think they’re total assholes.
*evil grin*
you never mentioned girls in skirts crossing the road.. so guess you din’t wanna rule out the possibility? :pPpP
MunKit,good one!Cauliflower hairstyle makes me remind of Auntie Lilian.With that air honk of yours,you can make a difference in your place.
Air horn? what happened to the loudspeaker? nothing is more satisfiying as shouting profanities at those housewives with cauliflower hairstyle with body shaped like an oil barrel. Oh well someone will someday adopt my idea :P my day will come..
Cool shit! Whats the damage of installing the air horn?
once, during bible class, i drew a pathetic-looking broccoli (i had to write the word broccoli and an arrow pointing to that thing) and showed it to my gf. then i pointed to the teacher and both of us ended up in giggles.
i was so proud of myself i decided to share it with some teenage kid beside me. he ended up in giggles as well. the kid decided to share it with the guy beside him but he didn’t laugh. what a square.
a few lessons later, i found out that the teacher is the kid’s mum and that square guy is the father. shit. every sunday, the parents greet me and everything, but deep down, i don’t think they like me.
munkit – it takes a lot of sound energy to lift a skirt. And if my airhorn’s loud enough to lift a skirt, heck, I might as well kill some dogs.
jason – correction : I can make a difference everywhere I go. Ehehhh.
southernlight – that big speaker would make my car look weird. I want to maintain it’s sleekish look so, airhorn are good enough.
GUB2 – What’s the damage ? errr.. i don’t really get your question here.
shanks – I understand that feeling. I got into that kind of predicament before …
read here : http://www.michaelooi.net/2004/02/26/from-hero-to-zero/
At the end of Q1 2005, we’ll all notice that migration out of Penang skyrocketed :p
wooo… Mike installed a bitch and pussy killer in his car! ppppooorrrrrnnnnnnnnn! ;)
Mike, I will be on the look out for the PORRRRNNNNN on the roads of Penang ‘cos I can bet it will be everywhere. As for Jason’s comment, I get what he is trying to type but misquoted or else this spells his demise. muahahaha!
*gulp* better hide from Auntie Lilian before she finds me
auyong – yeah man but who’s counting ?
buaya – porn … i like.
lilian – i don’t think he misquoted leh … coz he could have easily messaged me to tell me amend that message …
jason – may the force be with you …
how much did installing the air horn do to your wallet?….
GUB2 – a pair of hellas … about 60 including installation i think.
now you’re twice as horny as you were before! :D
Airhorn? I want one! That’ll do justice to my SLK (Small Little Kancil). Where did you get yours?
paul – you mean you aren’t ? well then, pass all your bitches to me lor
mdmafia – just go to any accessories shop. Should be quite cheap …