received an email today, which was sent through my php form…
email from floris alvaro Gonzalez.
User’s Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1) User’s IP: 195.166.237.40
Content:
Attn:mr micheal ooi
I am Mr. Floris Alvaro Gonzalez the Deputy Managing Director Of Banco Pueyo here in Spain.
I was the accounting officer of late Mr. John ooi a national of your country, who was a contractor here in Spain. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their only son were involved in a car accident along Avenida Diagonal. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the assets and huge Capital of funds left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the share holders of this bank ,so that they can share his funds as dividends amongst themselves. The said Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days. Because as at the time of his demise I was his accounting officer ,but have since been promoted to the position of Deputy Managing Director, ever since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary formation and legal documents needed to back you up for claim …. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I am waiting to hear from you soon.Best regards,
Mr. Floris Alvaro Gonzalez
*****
He “heard” from me alright… I actually replied his email.
i have only 3 words to say to you :
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Really got money drop down from the sky! -sweat-
The only money that I know that does that are Hellnotes…dropping from the sky.
Great reply MO…internet scam….just loathe them
Good job man!!! Well I received this type of mail b4 but I ain’t as smart and brave as you!!!
hahhaha
Idiots exist.
Got the same type long long time ago. Lots of this kind one.
wtf mike? You got a relative in Spain who died with loads of cash? And you just told that idiot of a banker to go fuck himself?
Geez, I would only call him to go fuck himself after I have recovered the money :p
ROTFLMAO!
The IP’s from Nigeria, alright.
You sure he sent that through php?
jason – keep dreaming dude, there ain’t such thing.
xiao zhai – even hellnotes don’t fall from the sky. You got to BUY them.
boontz – when makes it so hard for you to send them some nasty mail ? I have sent them countless of replies before…complimenting them and their family. What makes this one so special to make me wanna publish it.. is that, the fucker actually took the trouble sending the mail through my php via my blog (and even make up the tool name John Ooi … hahah).
din – tell me something i don’t know dude… like how much you’re willing to spend buying me dinner :)
surfnux – no surprise. But did they make up a bogus relative with your last name ? heheh… that’s why this is special and worth a mention.
auyong – well, you can reply that mail … and tell him you’re John Ooi’s gay lover or something.
doc – he can send it through php or through his grandma’s asshole, I couldn’t have cared less.
upset!!! thot u received money… then can share mah!!! ahahahahah!!!
This reminds me of a hillarious reply by one cool guy. Here’s his entry on this nigerian scams.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/caffeineguy/80686.html
Have a good laugh ;)and a wonderful weekend.
summer – if you’re a hot bimbo, I might consider that
SouthernLight – man, this guy actually took the trouble making up a story to reply him … but his reply is damn awesome… heheh…
My spouse had such an email a few months ago.. and his reply was pretty similar to yours.. but alot more graphic words.. then yours.. hah!!
This was one of my spouse’s reply:
“fuck you and fuck your scams.. any further emails from you on this matter will be forwarded to the appropriate FBI department.”
thinking of it, I should reply the next time…I used to have lots of those at one point and just click the delete button. Those buggers should be spammed daily. -100-
another suggestion is to take a picture of your arse just like that silly guy who thinks he is so handsome in Kung Hustle and email it back saying “Kiss my hair arse ur martha forker!”
But I would advise not to reply back any spam emails because you’ll reveal more technical detailed info about your email address.
MrsT – that only tells one thing about your spouse … he has character … like me. X)
100 – spammed daily ? they should be made to print out their own spam mails … and shove those heaps of printouts into their own ass !
ghost – not when you send your email through PHP form … heheh
Hey, this guy emailed my man and he’s convinced he’s gonna get millions into his account. Then we see the same email sent to other people with the smae info but different last names… Who is the guy???
Just got the same email with a different name. I actually got his phone number in Spain and spoke to him. What could this guy possibly benefit from doing this?
yup, this fucker sent me an e-mail too.. how someone could benefit from this.. but they obviously do o.O
i also had the same email just a while ago and I really can’t believe what he’s saying..hope his enjoying his doing not to mention his prize in hell..
he even sent me a copy of the bank statement! this loser should be punished!