For the past few weeks, there has been a lot of big shots stirring up some ruckus about the cleanliness of Penang. It was as if they have just returned from a few decade’s journey into outer space, and suddenly realized how much the Pearl Of Orient has evolved. Like some big deal. (some of the big shots have actually been living on that island for YEARRRRSSSSS… and yet, they realize not).

One thing led to another, those big shots finally decided to congregate and analyze the situation through some unofficial conferences… and managed to identify the root cause of the problem – ‘THE ATTITUDE OF PENANG DWELLERS’. So, what did they do? They held a press conference and tell the whole nation, that Penang dwellers need to be more rational… and change their behavior, to make the state clean again.

That’s some awesome piece of advice… don’t you think? Ahhh… how good it is to know that we’re gonna have a cleaner Penang again tomorrow. The people are definitely gonna heed those advices and change their attitude after reading what the big shots have to say.

Well then, perhaps they should issue more press conferences like this to ask the people to change their behavior/attitude in different aspects as well, like

- don’t rape or molest any living things on this planet (including plants)
- don’t commit crimes or any activities that are prohibited by the law
- don’t drive recklessly or violate any traffic rules
- be kind to the elders and respect all lives
- pay all your summonses and taxes diligently.
- etc

And after that, we’ll definitely gonna have a perfectly peaceful world. If it’s as simple as that.