BigSnake and myself had a ‘guy talk’ today. At first, we were just having a simple prattle about girls, when he began to relate about his recent relationship conflict. He started out by referring his girlfriend as … well … “my girlfriend” … then later with more livid representations like “that bitch… cunt… ” … and before long, our discussion began to sound like we’re some chauvinist terrorists plotting to eradicate all dickless living creatures on Earth. Full of resentment and hate (and he’d regularly end each sentence with a “kanneh” to spice up his message)
Well, it appears that he had just recently discovered that his girlfriend isn’t what she really was anymore. Of what used to be a girl of his dreams, has now turned into something he dreaded most - a female dog. He is upset about every bit of her - from the way she walked, to the way she talked. And he relived his nightmares to me like a Pro Wrestler denigrating an opponent. Huarrggg aarrhrhh *head butts a table*.
So, what actually happened back there ? You see, BigSnake is a harmless guy. Yes, he would eat wild animals, ogles at a tit or two and only went whoring for not more than 10 times …but he’s never delinquent as a good boyfriend. He always bought her presents, brought her to the finest restaurants and submissively porked her whenever she wants it hot. But instead of appreciating his benevolence, she took the relationship for granted. She became more and more greedy over the months… and eventually, selfishness possessed her. Everything that both of them does, would literally means, to suit her appeasement only.
Eg . She would rightfully claim that she thinks “Kungfu Hustle” is a shitty movie and refuse to watch it with BigSnake… but would get all peeved if BigSnake reserves the same opinion about “Phantom of the Opera”. BigSnake would then have no choice but to accompany her to watch that super shitty movie. (I mean, come on, how could a girl haul her own boyfriend along to watch that kind of sohai movie with her ? Who in their right mind would do that ? This is so inhumane.). BigSnake told me that he slept throughout the entire “Phantom of the Opera” screening …and later got a lot of scolding from that beast for failing to enjoy it.
You get the idea. Initially it was all cool for BigSnake, but after suffering for a few months, his accumulated anger began to reach it’s peak …and he snapped right in front of me today. He poured everything out like diarrhea …almost to the brink of punching an innocent motherboard lying nearby.
“Mah eh chee bye leh ! Tiuuuu lei low mei !” - never had I heard BigSnake cusses profanity in that professional manner. I quickly gave him a few “cool down” opinion before he went postal …like “Cool down dude, give her more time …bla bla bla …belt …bla bla bla …whip… bla bla bla …punch… bla bla bla”. I tried my best. But I know my effort is futile. The real deal lies on his decision - whether to give her a chance to change …or dump that four-legged sasquatch … (Though I very much hoped he would just do the latter without further ado).
After a few more rounds of techicolored language rantings, he finally heaved a sigh of relief and cooled down. He then uttered :
“Man, nothing felt like expressing it out to a friend. Thanks. I think I’m gonna give that bitch another 6 months to change, and after that, I’m gonna dump her”.
I don’t know but, if I were to be in his shoes, I’m gonna probably bone her halfway and abandon her right before she climaxes the big O — so that it’ll be a painful break up for her to remember all her life. (in case you wondered about myself, I can use my hands to even back the odds, not a problem)
I think we lacked of beers, else it would have been a perfect ‘guy talk’.
Err, why not get your friend to tell his girlfriend direct? That’ll be some confrontation!
In any case, this scenario is fairly common. Too comfy in a relationship can be a bad thing sometimes.
Relationship has to work both ways. If one is lop sided, then it will veer too far of it’s bearing. Nowadays, anything a guy likes is either stupid or shallow. It’s funny to see women making the same mistakes men made long time ago. Never giving the significant half their due credit.
If it was me, Id run far far away seeing ANY signs of the girlfriend turning into a housewive(e.g scolding,advising,blabla). Who needs another mother man? I cant grasp this concept,really,its ridicoulous but thats just me.
Real sorry to hear about your pal mikeman. He was probally doing everything to make her happy, maybe even at his expense(and i fuckin aint gonna watch phantom o the opera man i hate musicals) and the gf is taking things for granted. Man, at this point, I dont think the gf is in “dont mean to hurt him/did not realise/thougt he liked it” mode. She is taking a clear advantage and knows shed win cos she has him like a puppet. The ball is in her game.
Just as mikeman said shag her before dumping her,look for a GF now so when they breakup he wont have to regret a thing. beat him into sense when he misses her. train to be a jedi in the hills of penang and wait for the revenge of the sith due to be released in May this year.
Stay away from the dark forces
dang, im a star trek fan why am i so pluggin star warts
6 months? wow..he’s a real gentleman.
give her ’sebijik’. then she’ll know langit tinggi rendah.
omg, u kidding…six months? Who in their right mind would do that? omg, u kidding…six months? Who in their right mind would do that?
janus - well, that’s true. Nothing stays forever in a relationship.
bawangmerah - if a guy likes a girl for her good looking eyes and her beautiful smile … would you still call that “stupid and shallow” ?
jasdev - i never fancied star trek. Guys wearing tight fitting aerobic suits always look bad to me.
uculer - told ya, BigSnake is a nice guy.
Jr. - probably BigSnake still loves her, and would need six months to thoroughly pork her out of the daylights before dumping her for good.
god bless bigsnake….
and hope his gf will…
else……
rooster year…time to find some other hen…
he’s like building resentment within himself….ask him to ‘tarnpai’ with the gf lah, if she didnt get it after the talk, that means it’s time to dump the biatch anyway
Waiting for 6 months to let her change wouldn’t make any difference. A deep direct talk out with her now is what really need. If she willing to accept the talks, and willing to change, that will be a good news for him. But if she insisted on her on style… better dun waste his time. 長痛不如短痛. Good luck to your fren!
dump that biatch!
6 months won’t change her. Nothing short of a lobotomy will. Seriously. She might be good for awhile, then it’s come out like…diarrhoea again.
Love a guy who could spell diarrhoea right.
Relationship is just like doing business, its about supply n demand. If shes “supplying” what hes demanding then its a done deal, else its really Arm Diu. Dump that biatch!!!
he still wait for another 6 months ah? may be after six months he got numb already, don’t feel anything liao, it can be tell by he not complain anymore neither praise her .
Wah u so lucky lah Mike. U got so good friends like big snake to have buddy -buddy talk. Funny - u have anger problems and blow up so easily. I am surprised to find that you still have so many good friends hanging around. Me - I am sensitive and obliging - but got no really good friends.
Could it be that you keep buying beers for them that they keep hanging around.??
Advice for big snake- have sex tonight with the gf - tomorrow all this bad feelings will have disappeared. Till the next musical/opera turns up.
zbjernak - i don’t know why but when i see your comment “god bless bigsnake”, i can’t stop laughing. eheheh..Yeah… may god bless all the animals in his kingdom…
kim - it may be easy for us, but might not be the case with BigSnake. He probably needed to muster some guts first… *shrugs
fish fish / twinsmom - yeah, sort of true. Like i said, he probably too in love with this creature … and dumping that person he love is hard for him.
me - hi me. *note: i’m not talking to myself.
ju-lian - you got to love a guy who knows how to run a spell check before posting an entry instead. eehehhe
wingz - hmmm… that’s an interesting angle to look at it.
newguy - well, I’m not really surprised about your claim that you didn’t have any good friends. People don’t get isolated for no reason. Figure that out yourself. And perhaps that’s because you kept asking your friends to buy you beer ?
LoL!
True true…what is a guy talk without beer? I support Bigsnake’s move to take another 6 months trial period. That is a move of a gentleman. But it wont help if he remain silent. He has to talk to that four-legged creature…bow wow wow bark bark.
I wouldn’t force my guy to watch Phantom of Opera with me. nice whut the show? sorry out of topic. *ahem* some men are bastards too. okay out of topic too =P
yea well you can’t give a time period to expect someone to change. so if not compatible anymore, just do the right thing.
Aiseh, Michael don’t need any books to back up his wicked mind on things like that.