I went to the clinic again today coz my fever recurred and I’ve been going through coughing hell at work. (long story). Anyway, I parked my car outside the clinic, and as usual, I checked my car if it’s parked alright. And again, as usual, it was perfectly parked well within the lot. Then I went ahead to the clinic and got everything settled.

As I was walking back towards my car with Emily, suddenly, we saw a black shiny Toyota Altis (driven by a young lady) came zooming fast and shoved into a space right beside my car… in a slanted way where it’s rear bumper was almost touching mine. Really hard to describe it but, the illustration below should give you an idea :

The illustration is pretty much self explanatory — my car’s bigger than her’s, shinier than her’s, bla bla bla.

As you can see, that junk Altis was parked in a very awkward position that would make it difficult for me to get my car out (there was very limited space on the rear driveway). I do not know what was wrong with the young lady but somehow, she must have thought that the parking lot was suppose to be “45 degrees” type, which, IS NOT. Clipping a half smoked cigarette in between her fingers, a lady with an orang utan colored hair came out of her vehicle and looked around in an arrogant manner … then took a puff on her cigarette. (Emily actually quoted “Damn, what a bitch !”)

And since I do not want to confront her for such a small matter as this (coz she looks like a very nasty prostitute with very sharp finger nails), I pressed my remote to unlock my car to give her a hint that I’m going out. Well, it got her attention alright, as I can see that she actually took a study of her car’s position. But surprisingly, instead of moving her car, the lady nonchalantly sauntered away into a video store, with her car engine still left running.

I was like yelling out loud “What the fuck is wrong with that bitch ??” I then walked over to her vehicle with an evil plot, but to my bewilderment, I discovered that there’s an infant girl (2 - 3 years old) with an old lady inside her car …

WTF !? What kind of sick dolt that would smoke inside an enclosed car in presence of a geriatric and an infant ?? If I were to be her husband, I can best guarantee that she’ll get some pelting from my leather belt for doing this… and shove a whole box of lighted cigarettes into her ass.

Well, seeing that there’s an infant and an old lady inside the car, I have no choice but to abort my intention of arsoning her brand new Altis. That damn bitch was sure lucky.

I managed to reverse out from the spot after a few wigglings … spat at the car with a big piece of greenish semi-gelatinous phlegm from my infectious lungs and left the place for good.

(If she doesn’t wash that phlegm off by tomorrow afternoon, that piece of green monster is gonna harden under the hot sun and taint her car’s paintwork - serves her right)