*occurred approx. 2 weeks ago in Melaka

We were looking for a place to party after our dinner … and after rounds of illegal u-turns and spasmodic yank of steerings at alien junctions, we finally managed to spot a pub… club .. whatever, that looked kinda promising. You know, young people in adequately revealing dress code and all that. Not a very big place but, it’s good enough for dicking some dogs.

After parking our vehicles, we then congregated at the pub entrance (there were 10 of us). Our group kinda attracted a lot of attention from the pub patrons… being watched in a disdain manner. We’re like a bevy of chickens who got lost inside a duck farm.

Well, that’s because we dressed very differently that night …No, we didn’t wear ’see throughs’ & reveal our butt cracks. We actually wore bermudas and flip-flop sandals into the pub. It’s a long story on why we did that, just, for the sake of keeping this entry in a reasonable length, let’s assume we’re doing some revolution in the Malaysian fashion scene.

We then lumbered into the premise like a bunch of communist rebels that has just descended from a nearby forest, and settled on 2 tables right in the busiest section of the pub. About a good 20 minutes later, a group of 6 young college girls settled on the next table beside our’s.

3 out of the 6 were rejects… and not worth even a glimpse (let’s not mention about them) … 2 of them were cute and the final one, which seems to be the leader of the pack (a yuppy class female) - was a total knock out. Tall, bright eyed and with a porn star body cut. She was wearing this… black bareback … thingy, that only has this 2 pieces of loose fabric covering her set of dainty rack … it’s really hard to describe but, it’s conspicuously seductive.

From the moment she walks in, nobody cares about our flip-flop attire anymore. Everyone were focussing on the scantily clad bombshell. There’s one particular moment when she even stooped down, in an angle right by the side of her chest, one can actually see her tits from the rift of her frontal fabric — her tits were covered with the type of strapless sticker bra (I don’t friggin know what it’s called)… but it’s enough to trigger a massive adrenalin pump.

Meanwhile, the another 2 cute girls, doesn’t seem to be impressed with all the attention the pack leader got. They desperately tried to win some attention around by dancing skankily. One of them was especially desperate. It was heck of a funny sight. Let me explain how she did it :

Her legs bent in a half-squat pose, her body stiffen up straight, and sway rapidly to the front and back. If you’d remove her clothing and cover up the pub scene, one might mistaken her plowing a cow using a prosthetic dick. It doesn’t matter what type of music was being played, she’ll shake it all up the same way, same tempo.

The other girl, would just flail her arms around as if she’s having somekind of a seizure … Her friends would need to keep an offset distance from her - coz if they don’t, they’re gonna get hurt seriously by her randomly flinging hands. It was an unbelievable sight - we get to see boobies, hump dance and someone having seizure … all at the same time.

I almost choked from laughing too hard when I saw Ronnie trying to emulate those girls’ way of dancing - which he purposely did it like a doggy styled sex. I swear the girls actually saw what he did and gave him a derisive look. That’s when I started to follow suit and we laughed ourselves stupid.

I guess those girls must’ve felt really pissed with us ridiculing their funny shits using our body language, to which they responded by moving to another table deeper into the floor.

Things people do just for attention.