January 6, 2005

GOC – a night in Melaka

*happened approx. 2 weeks ago in Melaka

We were looking for a place to party after our dinner and after a few rounds of illegal u-turns and spasmodic yank of steering at alien junctions, we finally managed to spot a pub… club… whatever, that looked kinda promising. You know, young people in adequately revealing dress code and all that. Not a very big place but, it was good enough for dicking some dogs.

After we parked our vehicles, we then congregated at the pub entrance (there were 10 of us). Our group kinda attracted a lot of attention from the pub patrons… disdainfully. We’re like a bevy of chickens who got lost inside a duck farm.

Well, that was because we dressed very differently that night. No, we didn’t wear ‘see throughs’ or reveal our butt cracks. We actually wore bermudas and flip-flop sandals into the pub. It was a long story on why we did that, just, for the sake of keeping this entry in a reasonable length, let’s assume we’re doing some revolution in the Malaysian fashion scene.

Alright, we then lumbered into the premise like a bunch of communist rebels that had just descended from a nearby forest, and settled on 2 tables smack dab in the busiest section of the pub. About a good 20 minutes later, a group of 6 young college chicks settled on the table next to ours.

3 out of the 6 chicks were rejects… so, let’s not mention about them. 2 of them were cute and the final one, which seemed to be the leader of the pack (a yuppy class female) – was a total knock out. Tall, bright eyed and with a porn star body cut. She was wearing this… black bareback… thingy, that only had this 2 pieces of loose fabric covering her set of dainty rack… it was really hard to describe but, it was sexy enough to give us guys a hard on.

From the moment she walked in, nobody cared about our flip-flop attires anymore. Everyone was focusing on that scantily clad bombshell. There was one particular moment when she even stooped down so low, that we could see her tits from the side of the loose fabric — no nipples visible though, because she had them covered with some kind of latex cup I think (don’t know what those are called). But then, it was provocative enough to make us go ga-ga mad.

Meanwhile, the another 2 cute girls, didn’t seem to be impressed with all the attention the pack leader got. They desperately tried to win some attention around by dancing skankily. One of them was especially desperate. It was heck of a funny sight. Let me explain how she did it :

Her legs bent in a half-squat pose, her body stiffen up straight, and sway rapidly to the front and back. If you remove her clothing and cover up the pub scene, one might mistaken her as trying to dry hump a cow.
Her skanky dance seemed to transcend beyond the type of music being played. She’d dance the same to all types of music, rain or shine (boring… snore)

The other girl, would just flail her arms around as if she was having some kind of a seizure. Her friends had to keep an offset distance from her – because if they don’t, they’re gonna get hurt seriously by her randomly flailing hands. It was an unbelievable sight – we get to see boobies, hump dance and someone having a seizure… all at the same time.

I almost choked from laughing too hard when I saw Ronnie trying to mimic the hump dance (deliberately done to antagonize the attention seeking bitch) – which he did it like doggies having sex. I swear the girls actually saw what he did and gave him a derisive look. That was when I decided to follow suit and we laughed ourselves stupid.

I guess those girls must have felt really pissed with us ridiculing their funny shits using our body language, to which they responded by moving to another table deeper into the floor.

Things people do just for attention.

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11 Comments to “GOC – a night in Melaka”

  1. iblogme says:

    Hahaha. Must make it a point to read your blog before bedtime as laughing releases endorphins into the system and helps to reduce stress. :P

  2. uculer says:

    haha…hell that was funny!lucky you guys for getting everything as a package; sexy chick,and clown in camouflage.

  3. ryuu says:

    what’s the name of the pub? green world?

  4. michaelooi says:

    iblogme – my blog helps to enhance sex life life too .. so …

    uculer – yeah, what a night.

    ryuu – nope. I think it’s called “Pure” or something…

  5. FireAngel says:

    hahaha.. ur definitely too funny.. i’ll replace coffee with reading your blogs every morning!


  6. ShaolinTiger says:

    Hahahah, I’ve done the same dancing mimicry before, good fun when drunk, but definately offends people.

  7. strawroot says:

    damn it..i almost read out the content of this blog out when i was answering a phone call in the office here…

  8. michaelooi says:

    fireAngel – awww… don’t flatter me too much. Too much flattery spoils me.

    ST – Sure it’s fun. But never do that to a bunch of ah bengs… else you’re gonna “bar-stooled” at…

    strawroot – you’re trying to promote my blog through telemarketing. it’s a good thing.

  9. kimberlycun says:

    they’re called nipple tape btw. and hehehehe dancing like a stiff log….tells u so much how they perform in bed

  10. michaelooi says:

    kimberly – hmm, i thought nipple tape was smaller and looked like a plaster ? those that i saw was a tit cup of some sort (made of rubber or some silicone material), that was without straps and adhered directly to the tits.

  11. whyzee says:

    Man, that sheeeit was HILARIOUS. I have an event there this weekend. Looking forward to crakin up =)

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