an unprecedented surprise
We all know most females have a bed companion. You know, teddy bears, soft toys, that kind of shit. (what were you thinking ? ?? )
Emily is no exception. She has this really big brown bear about the size of a fully grown baboon. It’s a gift from my mom during her birthday (you have no idea how much my mom endears her).
Well, this bear isn’t really her primary companion, as she already has her favorite cow pillow (which I bought from Watson’s ..and gave to her as a Valentine’s Day gift..heheh). And that’s on top a menagerie of soft animals she owns, another white bear, some little rodent puppets, a couple of Hello Kitty felines, etc.
But this brown bear, it has a specially reserved space on our king sized bed. This is so, as a courteous act in order not to disappoint my mom. So, this bear is kinda like sitting around through time … as Emily wouldn’t touch it (she’s hugging me and that darn cow).
Well, it’s not much of a problem for me either, although I hated that bear. Sometimes, I would punch it when no one’s looking. (that’s what we do when there’s no more schoolchildren to pick a fight at… and bar brawl’s too dangerous for any adult).
Alright, then came one day, Emily went back to her hometown. That means, I get to sleep on the whole king sized bed by myself. It was needless to say, heavenly. I would sleep in positions that no one thought could, and experiment on human hibernation where no scientist would ever thought possible.
But that night was different. It was my first night sleeping with that bear. Right in the middle of the night, I was suddenly jolted up awake in a pool of cold sweat. I just had a nightmare of some really scary shit -some fungal skinned blimp chick with whiskers trying to force herself on me…
Kidding, I’ve totally forgotten about what I dreamnt that night.
Realizing it was just a dream, I decided to take a piss before continue to sleep…. and that was when I saw something sitting beside me. Imagine this, you’re in your own room, supposedly by yourself, in the middle of the night, and there’s something sitting beside you on your own bed.
Then I did the next most logical thing - freaking out. Almost screamed, but was already down on the bed ready to bail. But luckily, my senses came right back to me when I saw it was that frigging brown bear sitting right there. Cheebye.
I went ahead to piss and continued to sleep, but not before kicking that fucking bear onto the floor for the rest of the night.
You should leave your bedroom windows open and throw away the bear then blame it on night burglars.
mauahahhahahahhaha
I totally love your style. Straight and no sissy correctness. Dang long seen anyone with the balls to write like you(and me). We can rule the world ahah.
Anyway, why dont you put that bear in ‘detention’ camp like hanging it upside down from the neck with a string or whatever. Whatever. We should go for a drink one day.
ROTFLMAO! mike freaked out coz of a teddy bear!
*tahan laughter* *mmmfffpphhhh*
Hang the bear by the ceiling fan, full blast and go to sleep.
Why no pic ? pic pic pic pic…..
din / jasdev / doc - i can’t harm the bear… else i will be harmed.
auyong / olivia - laugh lah .. all you want. i hope you’ll meet Ju-On masturbating on your bed tonight. hehehh..
misscow - what ? pic of me freaked out ? who’s gonna be the photographer then ?
Easy. Get your own soft toy to hug.
LOL…..pic of the BEAR lar…..
Hahaha. If it happens again, blog about it. I wonder if your Emily would be frightened by it the same way one day.
One day in the middle of the night, you find the ‘real hairy teddy ungka desmo’ sitting by your bed. Now that’s scary shit.
LoL @ doc. Mike, if you find strands of hair on your bed, you know ungka desmo is near.
guys, teddy bears are not kewl … ok ?
Er.. I’ll stick to my Gundam.