GOC - the chick at chilli’s
*GOC - Girls Ogling Chronicles. A compendium of posts detailing my girls ogling experiences. It’s a good thing for both sexes. Guys reading this may get to calibrate my experiences versus theirs, promoting interracial understanding and harmony (shits like that). Girls, on the other hand, may use them as a guide to understand what guys love/hate to see and learn from there.
I was inside Chilli’s Midvalley with Wilson. We ordered our dinner and had to wait for a while since the place was kinda busy. Both of us looked around and noticed a couple of young ladies dining opposite of our table.
Of the 2 girls, the 1 facing us was the slimmer one, with a yellow tube and a matching yellow skirt. That glitters. The other girl, which was facing her, was kinda odd in shape and plump… and was out of our line of sight. Judging from the way she shaped, I doubted she looked any better than gibbon so, let’s not mention about her.
Alright, yellow girl has a fair skin and was a chain smoker. She smoked non-stop and was very ardent in her speech. You know, pointing up and down with cigarette clipped in between her fingers and all that. We were quick to draw some conclusion about her…
“Hmmph… what do you think Michael ?”
“Stereotypical modern city girl.”
“Yeah, probably just adjourned from her office…”
“No I don’t think so. Look at her dress. It’s not office code.”
“You mean, she went home for a change before hitting here ?”
“Yeah, unless she works in a strip club, which, is impossible in KL”
“Probably. To wash her stinking beaver before hooking up”
Both : AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH…
That was just some blank talks. Of course we do not mean to mortify her like that. Even if we really did, not that she would find out anyway. We did that because we’re bored.
I started another round…
“She looks like some chick from China. Small eyes and hand drawn brows”
“Also fair. Malaysian girls are always dark skinned and full of fungus..”
Both : AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH…
Wilson then added…
“Damn, she sure smokes a lot.”
“Yeah, I wondered if one would get cancer by just kissing her..”
Both : AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH…
We were laughing so hard that we almost had beers pouring out from our nostrils.
Girls, don’t smoke too much. It’s bad for your health.
sheesh… walking chimneys..
I love my eyes when I see chicks.
Is this typical Male-chauvanist pig’s blog?
even if you do think of those lines, writing it out makes you look real low.
smoking makes em look ugly too… ‘hisap batang’ very nice meh? hehehehe
WTF - you don’t even know how to spell ‘chauvinist’ properly… and that’s really “LOW”. I suggest get some education before flaming me. I don’t entertain illiterates.
k3ng - some girls LOOKS good with a cigarette. but however, i’m not too sure if anything else about them is good.
IYHO, would it be “don’t smoke too much” or “better still, dont smoke”? I’ve got guy friends who would give “marks” (out of 10) to some cool chicks they come across but the moment out came the ‘rokok’, my guy friends would sigh “oh, she just earned herself negative”. *wondering*
But some guys go for girls with ciggies wor. Why leh?
ciggie breath. eek! smelly.
it wouldn’t make me ogle at a cun chick any less if she’s smoking. BUT if she looks like an ogre, then all the negative thoughts comes into mind, especially if she’s a fat ogre.
To WTF. How could someone stomach the word “low” when he has such huge supporters! Something is must be real right with Mr Ooi, the gentleman.Having said this, I will go get myself some education.
primroses/mdmafia - it’s the matter of preference. i’m a non smoker so, i prefer non-smoking girls. *shrugs*
olivia - to some people, ciggy breath is a good trait. whatever.
shanks - same here actually. but that’s for ogling. if i were to choose my partner, she definitely has to be a non-smoker.
WTF no.2 - my supporters come in various sizes, not all of them are HUGE.
If you actually meant i have a HUGE NUMBER of supporters, then that’s more like it.
Most people come to this blog for some form of entertainment. A minority group comes here and flame coz they don’t like what they read… geez, move along lar, don’t like then don’t come back…
Makes me wonder, if you kiss a girl who just took a long inhalation from the cigarette, would that be considered first or second hand smoking then? Since the smoke is straight from her lungs and not from the atmosphere?
auyongtc - flamers, spammers, they’re everywhere. these are just some of the little things they do to spice up their life.
janus - what difference does it make ? your lungs are still fucked in the long term.
do not judge a girl by her smokes…anyhoo, why is it when a girl’s HOT, she’s s-m-o-k-i-n-g?
Heya Mr Ooi,
Thanks! You actually refrain urself to not to edit my comment like u did to Mr Jefri. I guess I have been very courteous voicing my 20 ringgit worth of opinion. I will really try to improve my language when commenting. And thanks too, for spending time to response and guide me. You are such an angel. No doubt a gentleman. I, on the other hand….err, yeah, I look like a beaver. Thanks for giving us woman a different name everytime you write. Yeah, I go get some education and learn a bit more of new phrases to describe woman from you. Promise you keep us posted.
L - i’m not judging… just voicing some concern about the hazard of smoking. ehehh..
WTF no 2 - you’re welcome. Pls don’t feel bad for looking like a beaver. Be optimistic. Beavers are cute animals actually….hmmmpfff…
I come in peace.No havoc.Just voicing my opinions(just like you).Of cause is entertaining to read your blog. But lines like these:-
“To wash her stinking beaver before hooking up”
“Malaysian girls are always dark skinned and full of fungus”
are no-no!
I do agree that ladies shouldnt smoke.So do men.
Gals are not animals/thing or sumthing with fungus?haha.we need respect too.
(this is what i call a “civilized comment”).
A gal - You brought up a valid point. I respected women as much as I did for my own friends, and I apologize to any of you who may feel offended by the phrases up there.
Those are just some typical cheeky guy conversation and I thought of sharing some honest discussion up there.
*FYI - beaver is an American slang for a female crotch, not some animal. And fungus is a common skin problem among the asian… Just thought you might want to know that…
A gal, although the statements that you got offended may sound rude, but it’s all about mike’s recollection and telling of what happened at the bar that evening.
It WILL BE rude if mike rants on such things, but this is all part of telling what happened in the conversation between mike and wilson at the bar.
Girls need respect, guys need respect, but as always, respects are to be earned, not expected
talk cock ler these girls …
auyong - it’s alright dude. she’s just voicing her opinion.
whether a not someone smokes, it’s their personal choice. =) we have a right to be concern, but don’t condemn them cause they do know what they’re doing. if they don’t give a damn about their health, so be it. hey .. chill man.
anonymous - you made a mistake pal. nobody’s condemning.
Chicks who smoke are a turn-on.
Somehow, I get this weird notion that they’d be great in bed! LOL