December 19, 2004
fengshui fever (take 2)
My mom sneaked in a clandestine manner pass me, with something hidden behind her back.
Me : “Mom, that thing’s gonna end up inside the garbage bin if you ever put it anywhere in my room…”
Mom : “What ? It’s for your own good !”
Me : “Mom, I’ve warned you…”
Mom : “This thing costs over 30 bucks, ok ?”
Me : “I couldn’t have cared less. It’s gonna end up in the garbage bin. Period.”
Mom : “If you throw it into the garbage bin, I’m gonna kick your ass…”
Me : “!?”
Look what has fengshui done to my mom. What next ? Crashing furnitures on my head ?
No wonder we’re having so much domestic violence nowadays.
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| michaelooi | observation | 39 views |
haha~bear with it. the more you resist the more persistent they get. act as if you don’t care etc etc etc and they stop after a while. at least my dad did.
my good friend, a self proclaimed scientific scientist has some fatass chinese auspicious thingy dangling from his nokia and car’s rear window thanks to Mom. Hahahaha. good luck!
hahahahah Well moms are like that
your mum really cool man…but in the same time she is to radical about the feng shui thing…we cant depend on it to live in this world.
i agree with u. evry thing is upon our own hardwork and our brain.
be patient man
sarah - hopefully …
kimberly - wow, tradition invades technology… what next ? some special wallpaper inside our PC ?
kevin - it’s a hype now for moms to think alike. They’re so ‘predictable’.
humphrey - my mom’s cool alright. She just has this habit of following whatever’s on TV. Housewives …. *sigh*
sue World Of Feng Shui or Lilian Too
munkit - you watched too much movie lar. It’s really costly to hire an attorney.
a hooker would be so much better.
Lillian Too is SO full of shit.
Just hump her daugther, she’s quite hot.
ST you worry me sometimes…
Really? Is her daughter THAT hot? Don’t mind if I do….
I can imagine ST going around to Lilian and say,
“Auntie, your fengshui sales business not that good hor? I know why and I can help you remedy the situation… just send your daughter to me everyday for 49 days and your problems will go away…”
ROTFLMAO!
ST - Darn, I hope it’s good fengshui for me to hump her daughter with that dragon head condom
suanie - you shouldn’t be worried too much unless your mom’s Mrs Too.
din - if she’s hot, she’s mine. ok ? beraturlah.
auyong - her sales is doing very good … apparently.
Thanks to ur mom I guess :p
lilian too’s daughter hot meh? never realised it. anyway her’s kid is married oredi… to a christian guy. and apparently the wedding was damn elaborate & fancy.
i wondered if Lilian requires her daughter to copulate in some special position for fengshui’s sake. heheh.
like… do it facing east side, better chances to get a son/daughter?
olivia - humping in front of lilian (*too) facing south west …doggy style… will conceive twins.
*there’s a lot of lilian around. gotta be articulate. eeheheh