confession

confession …
i gave my neighbour’s new car a brand new scratch because he looked like a dick.

confession …
i lied in my previous statement. I scratched his car because he looked like an ah beng ! not like a dick !

confession …
i lied again i my previous statement. His car is not new. I scratched his car because he scratched my mom’s car.

confession …
hahahhh ! you dolt ! I lied AGAIN. He did not scratched my mom’s car. His loanshark did it.