I had this conversation with Keith inside my car, on our way home from work…
Keith : “You don’t have titty bars here, do you?”
Me : “Titty bars are illegal here.”
Keith : “Serious?”
Me : “Yes. We don’t have strippers club nor any titty bars here. Hell, even tits and kisses are censored on tv…”
Keith : “Damn, what’s legal here then?”
Me : “Whatever… but our country’s peaceful. We don’t have tornadoes, blizzards nor any motherfucking scary stuff here”
Keith : “Not even typhoon?”
Me : “Nope. It is summer all year long, save for a couple months of really shitty rainy weather”
Keith : “And I heard it’s death sentence here for possessing drugs?”
Me : “Sort of.”
Keith : “Man… no titty bars, expensive alcohol, no trucks, no drugs, no porn, hell, I don’t want to live here…”
Me : “Nothing’s perfect, bitch”
Keith : “What about Harleys? I’ve never seen any here”
Me : “A Harley has to be imported I think. Probably costs more than a hundred grand. And that’s not even a chopper”
Keith : “I ain’t paying that amount of money for a Harley …”
Me : “Yeah, might as well get a car or something”
Keith : “You know, there was this American I met last night who told me that he went to a club somewhere, where he got to dance with a girl for 400 bucks”
Me : “400 hundred bucks just to dance with a girl??”
Keith : “Yeah, and he gets to feel all over her.”
Me : “I ain’t paying 400 bucks to feel some girls… I think that guy got ripped off”
Keith : “Yeah, for 400 bucks, I’m screwing the girl.”
Me : “For 400 bucks, you’re screwing TWO girls!”
Keith : “You know, just before I came here, my wife picked up a stripper… and I screwed her…”
Me : “So, how much does that cost?”
Keith : “My wife picked her up on the way home”
Me : “Yeah, but how much?”
Keith : “What do you mean how much? She picked her up, it’s free!”
Me : “For free?? Wow! Why would she want to do that?”
Keith : “She likes my wife. And I screwed her while she screws my wife… ”
Me : [dumbfucked]
I met his wife before – a blonde with blue eyes, with a slightly large frame … and seriously, with that madcap behavior, I think he’s for real.
3some? awesome?
awesome…………
any some is always awesome..
well, i don’t know if it’s awesome. Never tried it.
Now what’s emily gonna think… kih kih kih
*drools*
haha as you know……. What they say about blondes……. :-P
hmmmm…. ;)
damn those spammers ….
reminds me of the movie threesome….
I want to go Amarica!
in Amedicka, strippers earn more money than working executives.
But then, plastic surgeons and lawyers earn even more.
Damn! How come here..is so difficult for us to pick up somebody?? hahah..
btw u seems to know the prices quite well…
“awesome…………
any some is always awesome..”
hey anand, how about TROUBLESOME? lol.
Cute lah Mike …haha :)
Care for a laugh? Would like to share with you funny ole schoolday day stories.
http://thehustlerdiaries.blogspot.com/2004/12/mamak-chats-crazy-schoolboy-days.html
Cheers pal,
damn wild this keith..his wife more terror though
this keith is sure wild. he actually told me lots of lewd stories, but i can’t seem to register most of them..
i mean, what do you expect from a 315lbs foul mouthed biker who loves to pick up fights in bars ?
But he’s a nice dude alright. So far, the nicest white guy I’ve ever met (a lot more nicer than those educated clean apple pie metrosexuals who can’t think properly)
elphie,
TROUBLESOME in threesome with anysome is awesome, but not troublesome customers… kekekekeke