let’s vent
Damn, I’ve got a friend’s friend (which I ain’t gonna reveal her name here), a girl, that I really felt annoyed at. She is sure one hell of an annoying girl … possible one of the most annoying I’ve ever seen in my life. Maybe it’s just me being sensitive but, … oh screw it… I don’t have to feel bad about it. So, to hell with her - I hate this bitch. Sue me.
It’s hard for me to explain why she vexes me to this magnitude. Words can’t explain the impression that this sow had given to me, but, I’ll try my best.
Each time I see her, I felt like barfing it out straight on her face and punch her tits. (oh she doesn’t have tits… I forgot). Yes, no tits. As flat as a post mortem table inside a morgue. That’s because she’s so skinny that the only fat tissue inside her body was inside her head. Nothing else inside except fat tissues. Coz she’s so fucking stupid like that.
And ugly too. Imagine looking at a skull wrapped with a stretched out pale skin, add a wig with plenty of split ends and hand drawn hint of moustache on it. No shit .. she really has a hint of greenish hue of moustache ! If she were to be kidnapped by those Abu Satay rebels in Sabah, I bet in no time the whole gang of them will soon die of dehydration … from barfing out too much.
Alright, sometimes, I can understand that it’s not a person’s fault for looking like a disfigured tribal. At least I can count on that person’s good personality or something like that. But noooo ! This girl, she has a stinking attitude. She yaks non-stop, in her tacky and fake English accent, all the time. Hell, she would even apply her fake English accent on the Chinese dialects that she used to converse with her friends. It’s .. really.. annoying
And the stuffs that she yaks, aren’t really intelligent either. She would comment about basically anything. From the food to drinks, from cats to dogs, bitch this bitch that, criticize this criticize that. Even when I spilled some hot soup on a table - she would crank up some smartass shit like “Oh the shoup is shpillllled on the thable” - like I have eyes see not. (I actually replied her “Yessshhhhh .. I knoww dhattttt”).
oh my God - why did You create such a vile creature and put her on the same planet with me ? #$%^&*@
P/S: she’s gonna join us clubbing tomorrow. I need to vent out everything here to content myself… else, I’m afraid I might shove the bar stool into her throat for yakking too much.
It’s probably spelling error but correction to the Abu Satay is Abu Sayaff =D
Yeah, I hate bitches like that too…can be super duper annoying.
no offend ha…but if you actually speak out everything that you have written here don’t you think you actually will sound like her…? perhap with a perfect english accent la…well wish u all the best tonight…
from my personal experience, the barstool might be one of the most gratifying masturbation tools…shoving it into her throat, u know she might actually dig it. kekeke have fun tonight.
vyne - i know. i did that on purpose … in case the real Abu [Something] decides to pursue legal matters with me, I’ll always win.
*o* - sound like her ? I didn’t know my blog could emit audible waves….
kimberlycun - barstool as a masturbation tool ? wow ! that’s kinda… enormous.
we share the same sentiments, except the female i hate happens to be the gf of a friend and has really big breast. so there was no way to end the misery. good thing they had broken up now.
such creatures should be banned from any social outing, coz they look like monkey’s ass when they dress-up and make-up. i feel for u, at least it will probably be dark inside the premise.
muahahahaha… everyone has a few of those so-called friends who annoys the hell outta us
good luck with miss abu satay tomorrow.
shanks - maybe your friend love her only for her racks…
elphine - miss abu satay … that’s what I’m gonna refer her as. And yeah, I heard from a colleague of mine that there’s a girl from Sales didn’t wear any bra with a tube last week - making everyone bled to almost death. Did you happen to see that ?
is she worse than toiletwhore? O_O
a girl wore tube with no bra in Sales??
how come I can missed that?? wahlau….
harrrrr??? really??? no i havent seen anyone walking the office with mechanical pencil erasers sticking out from her chest.
she pretty or not?:P
k3ng - toiletwhore’s worse.
ashotiwoth / elphine - if i manage to get the name, i’ll email it to you guys. heheh …
according to sources, the girl’s cun and had a pair of big jugs, flailing all over the place.
hehe, I have a friend who’s just like that too. Minus the fake accent thingy. He’ll just complain and bitch about anything and everything in the world like a woman. The only thing is, he’s a guy, and a ‘close friend’ of mine. Damn!
hhmmm…do i get to know tat girl…
ricky, remember the “road block” after your bachelor’s night ? we hang out at the mamak stall ? the only girl who’s not in the group ? that’s the one.
I too used to have one enemy like that. Except she is quiet don’t doesn’t like me too. The bitch.
mike….
crap… how can i missed that?? some more big jug with no container..! shit…
There is probably some white paper or scientific proof about this, but I noticed that the stinking attitute of girls is porpotionate with their barf cycle.
Wow. Imagine if she gives u a blowjob with those skeletal fingers and a tongue (albeit a dried-up one).
Cheers mate!!!