weird
Emily need to get some documents stamped this morning and I had to chauffer her to the income tax office - which was located at one of the busiest street in Penang. Parking space was meager, so, I decided to just stop by the roadside to wait for her. It was right in front of a motorcycle parking lot.
It was a very busy morning, with droves of motorcyclists passing in and out by my car. Then came an old man on his bike with his pillion….a very young girl in her early 20’s.
Ok, forget about the old man. The young girl, was with a flowy long hair, sleeveless top and a very low cut hipster pants. Very promising from the first look from the back.
But when she turned to the front, my fucking god, she’s worth 1.5 barf cycle. The extra 0.5 was the result of her portruding lard belly from the front … with some dark sediments visible inside her belly button (I’m not making this up). So much of them, that it could actually grow a tomato plant inside her belly button [puke puke]
She was also blessed with a set of really rickety and jagged brownish teeth, the type who would leave forensic experts confused if she were to leave a bite mark on a murder victim. A dog would have stayed out of her path.
Alright, you get the picture. I presume that she’s the old man’s daughter. They had a short talk upon descending from the bike and I can then see the old man gesticulating to his daughter to “wait here goddamn it.. wait here!”.
The old man then walked into some government building, leaving his ratfink daughter alone. It was then, she let out this really eery cackle, by herself. She was whipping out her mobile phone while doing that. I don’t fucking know what’s so funny about mobile phones but, she’s giving me the creeps that words could never describe.
Then I can see her muttering to herself, and then cackled even more. No, there wasn’t any bluetooth handsfree device nor any earplugs on either side of her ears. Besides, her phone was the type one would use to crush a very large crustacean seafood - I don’t think it supports any bluetooth device.
It went on like this for about 5 minutes - you know, muttering to herself, gave out a sheepish smile, mutter, cackle. As if she’s having some really interesting conversation with someone. Who ? I don’t friggin’ know.
Damn, I was so scared that she’ll suddenly leap onto my car hood and start perform a skanky Guns N Roses headbang. I mean, what should I do if she does that ? I can’t just simply pummel that girl - she might bite me with her set of really wicked teeth !
From the way I looked at her, I don’t think she’s cracked in the head. She’s normal. So, what actually makes her behave in such a way ?
Imaginary friends ? Dead spirits ? Are the aliens behind this ? This is so goddamn paranormal.
a nice slim body with a pair of nice behinds, long hair with tight jeans hugging the hips for dear life, butt cheek swaying from side to side. cun chick from the back.
turn around and you see red facial skin with zits, oily broad-flat nose and sausages for lips. shit!
from time to time, my life will cross path with one of these monsters, but ur monster-sample with fertilizer-filled belly-button takes home the trophy.
oh… prob is..multiple personality disorder. tht happens when another character inside her takes over.. or prob few characters cracking jokes together.. schezophrenic
scary people out there … goddamn. the world is becoming more dangerous as each day passes by.
brace yourself for the end of the world !
my father is a jerk and i am an idiot lame duck.
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mmm…. this is getting way too much. Basic respect should always be given to the bloggers, afterall, it is their blogs, not yours! Must say that different people tends to move with different frequency. Hey dude, if your wavelength doesn’t seems to tune in, then go somewhere else!!
this has become really unpleasant. why dun u get ur own free blog and call it “jefferi vs michael ooi” and ping pps. then the pondans and the idiot gweilos from his office can visit ur site and leave comments. wouldn’t that be nice and civilized?
duno y it ALWAYS happened to me as well… believe in water_junk’s theory:
“gals that look good from far are always far from good.”
dun trust a gal is pretty by lookin at her back. repeat that 10 times by urself. memorized? good.
water_junk - me and male frens’s motto of chick-spotting is similar to urs but in different words, “nice from far, far from nice”.
LoL. This jefferi really has too much time on his hands.
As to your article here, maybe the girl is chuckling over her cutesy screensaver. Or… she just bought a new housing for her handphone.
Aiyoh son… U best onli laik tis ah? Cum home suck my klit better ler… U think people dunno who u r ah? Peepur oledi got ur resume & foto liao ler… Ur dildo luk laik damn botak & ur mudder mya hight onli able 2 suk his kok lar… wakakakakaka
wut long wit me having hare color of an ang moh ah? why u all laffing @ me luking laik blardy ah lian wif wrinkled skin?
son… i need an ass to fuck. can i use urs ?
yes. come. fuck my ass. hard hard ok ? i’ll fuck you back later.
ppl who spam comments like those are either too paralysed by jealousy to compete like normal human beings or too immature to comprehend the meaning of “outstaying his welcome”.
hmm…
i cant decide. i think both
Hey come on, you ppl. Stop disturbing my sweet Jefferi like this. No wonder he’s been so depressed lately he refused to go down on me. I knew there’re outside factors disturbing his already disturbed mind. Now I know. Stop it!! You are wrecking our love life. Now I had to resort to forcefully pulling him by the ears to go down on me. Even then, he refused to swallow like he always does and he never go “wakakakaka” like he always does after every mouthful. Stop it , please.
All the people ‘responding’ to ‘jeffri’ whatever seemingly self-righteous and wise comments you make, you are wrong. Whatever you say you are basically giving him attention, which is exactly what he wants.
Sadly michael has given him the higest troll honour by acting posting about him in his blog..
The guy has you all believing, and reacting just like he wants…it’ll only get worse
omg, if this dude is really 26 yo then he’s got the mentality of a shoe size 5. =)
shaolintiger - we’re doing it for fun’s sake. Not really honoring him (if it’s not that obvious to you).
that guy’s probably jumping mad now. His life is reduced to repeatedly spamming a blogger’s commenting system. He must have spent a lot of time typing and thinking.
well, what he failed to realize is, i can rid of his goofy messages by just a click of a button. *shrugs*
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very scary meh?
=(
that is why we chinese have a proverb…
“au ber lin tai, tau cheng ka na sai”
lin tai = pretty girl…actress of the 60’s
grace - any resemblence to any living individual is purely coincidental. No you’re not scary
zbjernak - i know lindai … the hot hoochiemama that made all the blokes in the 60’s went nuts.
T_T now i know what most guys think of me… lol!!
Mike, you need a recovery device, always keep a porn mazaine in your car, should you need relief, just like what panadol does to headaches.
elphinstone - awww.. i don’t mean that … *sheesh.. i have no idea that there’s so many of you out there that suffers the same problem*
din - you keep a copy of that thang in your car ? *salute*
I don’t fancy porn stars lah…
perhaps tht belly-button girl has the SPEAKER PHONE’s function leh
ehheheheeheheh
it’s after office hours, it’s time to brace ourselves to face jefferi-tard.
well, too bad jefferi suffered from a disease called “suk chun”…didnt see him post anything today…i guess he wont be coming here today to “entertain” us with his “retarted-ness” jokes…
It’s ok dude, i just been heavily involved in this kind of thing before….and sometimes it goes to far ok and spills into some bad shit in real life..unlikely here, just sometimes the ‘fun’ get’s out of hand.
There are real people behind these portrayed bits and bites anyway
BTW back to the original post…these kind of chicks scare me..I’ve almost actually puked before, especially those with awesome butts but when they turn around they have those huge ‘horse’ gums..omfgwtfstfugfy…
shaolintiger - agree with you. i retain the flame because it had just contributed extra 10% of traffic to my site. Sort of like an exposure to the public lah .. eheheh.