bogus photo contest

A few weeks ago, my workplace’s recreation committee organized a photo contest themed “My Pride and Joy”. It was a very wicked theme in my humble opinion - as it has many open interpretations and would surely create an opportunity for all to see some skills/creativity. An eye opener for me..no doubt about that.

Not wanting to miss such a wonderful experience, I submitted an entry. A very nice and colorful picture of Penang. Yes, my pride and joy is my very own birthplace - albeit it has been infested with swarms of social maggots, assholes and pigdogs alike over the years. I am one patriotic bloke, my mom would be so proud of me.

Alright, then come today. Kancil Killer sent me a message, that the final results of the contest is out. I went ahead to check it out, guess what I saw ?

9 pictures of some babies in candid pose.
1 picture of a guy half squatting beside his not very impressive car.

Did I see any creativity ? No.
Did I see the wide essence of the theme “My Pride and Joy” ? No.
Did I see some really awesome composition of photography ? Fucking no.
What have I seen then ? Flatly flashed subjects, under exposed backgrounds, and freaking lots of babies. And they’re suppose to be the winners of the contest.

There’s 2 possible explanation for all that has happened.
1) I misinterpreted the theme wrongly.
2) The contest judges are a bunch of fucking mongoloids / idiots (whichever applies).

Well .. HELLO !? Babies aren’t the only reason for anyone to feel proud and joyful !! (wait till they wake you up in the middle of the night). There are many more things out there that can be anyone’s pride and joy ! It can be a car .. a piece of artwork … an impressive collection of porn magazines…. and for some really lame bastards, the ever congested Penang Bridge can be their fucking pride and joy too. Hell, I can even call my prick as my pride and joy (only that it’s x-rated). It’s just so subjective.

You know, what makes me boil was the judge(s) even has the audacity to write a bunch of bullshits that they’ve gone through some really difficult shits and situation to select the winners. Here’s an excerpt of their conclusion :

[quote]each are carefully scrutinized for sharpness, composition, but most of all, the “X factor” for best carrying the title of My Pride and Joy.[/quote]

Scrutinize kepala hotak hang lah !

Me and KK agreed, that this contest looked more like a baby contest than anything at all. “Ooh .. look who’s baby’s cuter and has less pungent diarrhea.. ”

If it’s all about babies, then the theme shouldn’t be called “My pride and joy”. Here’s some suggestion of what it should be called ..
“My Side Effects From Sex”
“Babies Rulez the World”
“Crawling Prepubescents”
“Matured Sperms”
“Hatched Human Eggs”
“Our Future Teenagers”
“Drool Machines”
“Teat Suckers”
“Milk Parasites”
“Toothless Villains”
“Crying Doohickeys”
“Midnight Noise Maker”
“Biological Alarms”
“Durex’s Customer Complain”
“Harvest From A Dick Entering Cunt”
“9 Months Later”
“Price for Not Wearing A Condom” - by Kancil Killer
“Side Effects of Non-Safe Sex” - by Kancil Killer

Feel free to suggest more appropriate themes.