October 29, 2004

face of the cars

Lunch with colleagues,

Me : “Dude, check out that Nissan X-trail..”

Wilson : “What about it?”

Me : “Piece of junk”

Wilson : “Couldn’t agree more..”

Me : “Its front view reminds me the face of a crab. A big, hairy, fucking crab.”

Wilson : “Hahah… yeah, it looks like a crab alright. Damn, they’re using seafood as an inspiration to design automobiles nowadays…”

I always imagine the front of a car as its face. Hard to explain but, you can just take a look at Nissan X-Trail, and it will automatically make your brain think of crabs … or some large crustacean critters at the bottom of the ocean that feeds on rotten fishes.

More examples of car ‘faces’ :

Proton Wira reminds me the face of a cat.
BMW 5 series, a nasty face of a whale shark
Volvo S80 (dubbed as the Chinese casket on 4 wheels) reminds me of some old dude with a big nose
Honda City the flowerhorn fish car (with a matching tail and shape, goddamn).
Proton Juara looks like some freaked out stick insect.
I always associate Hyundai Sonata with Rob Steward’s face, or that Wormtongue guy in Lord of The Rings.
Perodua Kancil looks like a petite underaged female student wearing a big thick glass.
Hyundai Elantra has the look of some fat teenage geek with no life.
Toyota Vios …. a face of a small annoying mongrel (Odie)
Toyota Altis …. some faggot with a baby face
Know what Gen2 reminds me of? A mime. You know what’s a mime? A mime’s a freaking clown that mimics everything you do and annoys the shit out of you.
Nissan 130Y – some Chinese professor with thick collagen filled lips.

Will update more if I think of any.

michaelooi  | automobiles  | 

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