trying to be frank

I’m trying to be frank to the girls here

- no, that absurd shoe with thick sole doesn’t look good on any type of legs. It’s disgusting and makes the noblest of angel looked like a crack whore from the darkest of alley.

- scarves doesn’t look good either. Any color. In fact, they reminded us guys of tranvestites that was trying to hide their protruded Adam’s apple. Please, rid of them.

- think of showing your navels by wearing those short blouse ? Only if you have a flat ab. Just wake up, nobody fancy looking at lards.

- if you’re wearing a tight rubber/lycra pants, please, rid of those big ass undies. Wear a thong or nothing at all.

- polka dots are only good if you’re still a kindergarten undergrad, or you have problem doing a grade 1 math.

- if you have a muscular leg that rivals T-Rex’s, please, do the guys a favor, don’t fuckin’ be wearing any miniskirts. It’s horrendous.

- your yellow colored sneaker won’t match any of your clothes. Throw them away, save yourself some disgrace.

- if you have small tits, don’t be wearing a padded/oversized bra. We sense unnatural tits like our own’s. Small tits doesn’t have to be a bad thing. But padded tits are always a turn down.

- if you’re menstruating, stay at home.

- knee high boots are only for sluts and dominatrixes. They are sexually explicit in nature and won’t make you look any much charmer.

- those artificial essence that lubes the condom have long term side effects when ingested orally. If you get my drift.

- hairy armpit sucks. Shave them, pluck them, or incinerate them, whatever. They are a major turn off and on some cases, could inflict permanent erectile dysfunction.

- if you accidentally bumps your rack at someone, you apologize. You don’t just stand there and stare as if that person had just deliberately kneaded your tits till it goes purple.

- nobody gives a fuck if you wear a thong like everyone else. So, stop showing them off in public by wearing a ridiculously low cut jeans/pants.

Please, be considerate.