I AM DAMN PEK CHEK !!!!!!!

You know, one of the worst thing that could ever happen to a married man is having to endure his wife’s abysmally abominable stupid female friends. I am in no exception. Emily has a lot of friends, and her closest friends are, unfortunately, among the most stupid and repugnant human beings I’ve ever encountered in my entire life. They are very annoying and are the motherfuckest of all bitches that has ever spawned on Earth’s hell. I fucking hate them.

I have always wanted to spit and yell obscenities at them. But the sad thing is, I can’t do that. It will affect my relationship with Emily. Besides, I might end up in jail for manslaughter - because her romance-novel-retard friends would probably cry till dehydrated and commit suicide by swallowing overdosage of laxatives .. for they’re unable to accept the humiliation.

These bitchasses would commit suicide on virtually anything, flunk an exam, failed relationship, dead hamster, you name it. And I don’t want to be blamed for whatever stupid act they did after yelling at them. It’s just not fucking worth it.

I’ll have no choice but to endure those parasitical cunts. I’ll have to fucking keep my cool each time they annoyingly vexes me. I’ll have to pretend that I’m a real friendly guy, and act that I don’t mind them taking advantage of my life. I’ll have to fucking smile even when my blood’s boiling and dissipating into highly flammable gas.

UGHHHHHH ! WHAT THE FUCKKKKK HAD I DONE WRONG TO DESERVE THIS !?!?!?

I think I’ll have to resort to mutilating animals to balance out my predicaments.

Leave me alone.