never say No

Seen in an office cubicle near my desk –> “Never Say NO”.

That made me went - What the fuck ?? Never say No ?? What kind of asinine quote is that ??

That piece of color printed slide was actually hung on one of the manager’s cube. It was printed FULL PAGE on display up high to ensure everybody gets the message.

Maybe she (yes, it’s a she) was trying to act courteous or shits like that but, she could have used something more intelligent… like “I am not stupid” … or just simply “I am intelligent”, you know… Hammmara wokek !

Alright, what was so wrong with that quote ? Try answering these examples without saying NO…

- What’s the opposite of YES ?
- Are dogs a type of fish ?
- Would you suck my dick and give me all your money ?

The possibilities are innumerable. Managers are stupid people. In my workplace.