Contemptible drivers, they’re everywhere. But today, I met the worst of them all. It was a driver in his 30′s. Fat and ugly, the driver was the type that makes you want to punch him straight in his face.
The guy was in a maroon Land Rover and we were on the Penang Bridge. The traffic was crawling as usual, and his big ass Rover was on my left. I already noticed him earlier from my side windows, this pig and his Rover was making an angle towards my lane – without any indication or whatsoever. I gave him a short honk to alert the mongoloid pig, and he steered back straight.
Then, he did it again. He shoved his wheeler into my lane all of a sudden, which almost made me plow into him. If I were to drive a Proton, I would have died a tragic death getting pinned under that big ass Rover bumper.
Alright, as if it was not bad enough, this guy then drove at about 30 kph after overtaking me at my lane (which was an express lane) – and hogged the whole lane. That was when my blood boiled, and I continuously highlighted him from behind and honked. But he was impervious to anything like a corpse.
I couldn’t bear the speed, so I overtook him from the inner lane to the front. That was when I learnt the shocking truth after checking the fucker out from my rear view mirror – that motherfucking asshole was actually half sleeping inside his SUV! Can you fucking believe that??
1) shoving his vehicle into the express lane without indicating,
2) hogging an express lane,
3) sleeping behind the wheels,
4) looking like a pig
Man, this motherfucker ought to be hung, whipped, cornholed with a pineapple, hung again and shot in the face.