random shits

I was preaching the BOE’s (Board of Engineers) this morning - about some Mexican chick that I’ve met in a restaurant in USA. Was kinda describing about their good latino looks and their friendliness - you know, the key word was MEXICAN.

Mexican restaurant. Mexican food. Mexican chicks. Mexican ass. Mexican this and Mexican that.

Suddenly, one of the engineer, Rod, asked me “So this McChicken … ”

It was an uncontrollable laughter that follows. Skankily then followed by some violent twitching. Then seizure. Stroke. We were dead for a few seconds.

****

I dreamt of something weird last night.

I dreamt of my engineering lecturer David, whom I had a grudge against, that he was selling popiah by the roadside (popiah - the chinese/asian version of enchiladas).

I was arguing with him for refusing to follow my instruction of putting in more spicy sauce or something like that. I can’t remember most of it but, it sort of ended up with me pummeling him on the ground for being such a painful miser.

It was felt good dream.

****

This morning, I discovered 5 - 6 spots of bird poo all over Lorraine. From windscreen to the front, and some random small spots of it at the rear. It seemed that particular bird appears to have a bad case of diarrhea and took a big dump on my car.

I checked my neighbor’s car (which was parked directly next to mine), and none of them have a single hint of bird droppings. And that, makes me suspect, that some of the birds might have actually read my hate entry about them - and they took it all out to shit on my car.

Told ya birds are immoral.

****

We were chatting about Malaysian Idol in the cafeteria this morning. This is like becoming a trend - Malaysian Idol, Singapore Idol, everyone’s having their own “idol” show. I was sort of wondering if India’s gonna have their own Idol show as well.

It would be special, coz the contestants would be judged based on their dancing and how creative they can roll on grassy knolls. Why ? Because they all sounded the same when singing.