You know, when a group of male species sit together, they would usually talk about obscene stuffs. Stuffs that involve the opposite sex, that they don’t talk about when the females are around.
That’s exactly what I was doing with my bunch of engineer buddies this morning at our shitty cafeteria (about 6 of us there).
I could not exactly remember who was saying what but, it went like this..
Engineer#1 : “Hey, do you guys know how long Leo is going to be off?”
Leo was the colleague who just got hitched the week before. He was off for a honeymoon vacation.
Engineer#2 : “He will be coming back to work on Monday…”
Me : “That’s fast. He isn’t going to a honeymoon vacation or something?”
Engineer#2 : “Nope. He said next year”
Me : “So, he’s just going to stay at home for the whole week?”
Engineer#2 : “I guess… ”
Me : “Porking day and night? For the whole week? Hehehheh!”
And our group laughed loudly like crazy fucks… piquing a lot of attentions around. And then I continued,
Me : “Pork, eat, sleep, then wake up, and pork again. Pork till his prick sores and his pubic hairs fall off…”
More laughing.
After we wiped all our tears and phlegm from our face, we decided to call it a morning, and started head back to work.
But just when I was about to leave, I happened to catch a glimpse of someone behind our table – our departmental director. He was still sniggering when I saw him. He must have heart all the dirty stuff I told the guys… goddamn. I wonder if this is going to affect my career…