morning sermon

You know, when a group of male species sits together, they would usually talk about obscene stuffs. Stuffs that involve the opposite sex, that they don’t talk about when the females are around.

That’s exactly what I’m doing with my bunch of engineer buddies this morning at our shitty cafeteria (about 6 of us there). Let’s call them the BOE’s from now on - Board of Engineers.

I could not exactly remember who was saying what but, it went like this..

Engineer#1 : “Hey, you guys know how long Leonard would be off ?”

Engineer#2 : “Until this Friday, coming back on Monday…”

Me : “That’s fast. He’s going to honeymoon or something ?”

Engineer#2 : “Nope. He said next year”

Me : “So, he’s just going to stay at home for the whole week ?”

Engineer#2 : “I guess so… ”

Me : “Porking day and night ? For the whole week ? Hehehheh..”

A commotion of cackles and snorts reverberated across the entire cafeteria.. our group’s getting a lot of attention. And I continued to advocate my sermon,

Me : “Pork, eat, sleep, then wake up, and pork again. Pork till his prick got lacerated and his pubic hair falls off…”

Another commotion of boisterous guffaws swept across the cafeteria like a wall of tsunami.

After we wiped all our tears and phlegm from our face, we decided to call it a morning, and started head back to work.

When we stood up from our chairs to leave, guess who we saw behind our table ? Our director. He was sniggering when we saw him. I bet he was kinda indirectly getting his own dosage of my sermon as well … and I wonder if it’s going to affect my career… Damn.