something’s weird

Fuck. My poo looks funny today. I immediately went aghast when I saw the kooky shape of those little elongated wads of bowel waste. It was dark in color (almost black), and was kinda petit. They used to be brown and pretty nasty in size. But I don’t know why they’re so different today.

Maybe it was those dehydrated vegetables that I took yesterday, coz I can see some little fringes of partially digested leaves out of each piece’s apex point. It reminds me of Grinch’s pointed and hairy fingertips. Only that it was different in color.

Or this could be somekind of sign from some intelligence from above… you know, divination/prophecy shits. From my own shits, I can predict what has yet to happen in our realms. And that would be so cool. I could be more famous than Eric Clapton. I just need to eat and shit the whole day… and get rich. Wow.

Alright, let me do my first prediction - I predict that Osama’s pet dog would die of old age. Let’s see if that’s coming true.

*worked very late - and feeling kinda lethargic now.