I do not know what is wrong with the commuters today. Everyone seems to be too stoned to either drive or ride. During my journey to work this morning, I have met a few close shaves from getting an accident. Cars mysteriously swaying into my lane without warning, truck storming out of a junction, kapcais swarming the all over the place, bicycles spontaneously crossing the road, etc.
They all seem to be plagued with some kind of spell that retarded their brain – you know, which affected their eye-hand coordination. For the first time in my life, I felt that the entire state was conspiring against me. I was alone on the planet, that kind of shit.
What could have gone wrong? What was the problem with the people today? What had I done differently that exempted me from joining the zombie gang? Are the aliens behind this? Damn this is so disturbing.