It was a hectic morning today. I had to investigate stuffs, prepare reports, attend meetings, ogle at girls and think of what to blog. Goddamn. I was so busy, that I didn’t even have the time to spare for internet surfing!
Well, one of my itinerary in the morning was to arrange for a shipment to USA. And for that, I’ll have to liaise with Kotex… if you can still remember her – she was the pigeon girl that I had blogged about many months ago. I was supposed to get a form from her, for some paperwork shits. But she wasn’t around.
I tried in vain to call her up at her desk, but nobody answered. Saw her instant messenger status set to “Away”, so, I kinda decided to continue with my other chores until she comes back. I was at it until about 10am, when I saw her status changed to ‘online’. Tired of calling, I decided to send a test message to her :
Me : kotex…
No respond. 5 minutes later, I messaged again.
Me : are you at your desk ??
Waited for a whole 1 minute and she finally replied.
Kotex : hi,
Damn. What the fuck, I asked her if she was at her desk and she replied a “hi”. You don’t say “hi” when people ask you questions. I dived straight to the point in my next message :
Me : hi ?? cheebye you filthy slut with syphilis. I’d rather fuck a truck than having sex with you! Scum
Kidding. I normally am more diplomatic when it comes to work. Here’s what I replied (for real):
Me : i am heading to your place ,.
Kotex : ok
And I went on ahead to state my intentions – to avoid any misunderstanding that I’m going to her place to have sex or something like that
Me : need 1 fedex form
Kotex : k
I sent another message to verify if she was only intellectually capable of giving a single word reply….
Me : prepare for a grand arrival
Kotex : sure, welcome
Alright, it’s 2 words. Max.
When I arrived at her place, she was standing beside her office cube with a Federal Express form, waiting for me – with her awkward posture even more awkwarder (if there’s such word). And that, my friend, was suppose to be her “grand arrival”. I almost lost my appetite for lunch.
Lesson learnt : None. Get back to work.