looking for kotex
It was a hectic morning today. I have to investigate stuffs, prepare reports, attend meetings, ogle at girls and think of what to blog. Goddamn. I was so busy, that I don’t even have time to spare for internet surfing !
Well, one of my itinerary for the morning was to arrange for a shipment to USA. And for that, I’ll have to liaise with Kotex … if you can still remember her - she’s the pigeon girl that I have blogged about many months ago. Was suppose to get a form from her, for some paperwork shits.
I tried in vain to call her up at her desk, but nobody answered. Saw her MSN Messenger status was set to “Away”, so, I kinda decided to continue with my other chores until she comes back. I was at it until about 10am, when I saw her came back online. Tired of calling, I decided to send a test message to her :
me : kotex
No respond. Is she dead or what ? 5 minutes later, I messaged again to confirm (if she’s really dead).
me : are you at your desk ??
Waited for a whole 1 minute and she finally replied.
kotex : hi,
Damn. What the fuck, I’m asking her if she’s at her desk and she replied “hi”. That’s not very appropriate, isn’t it ? You don’t say “hi” when people ask you questions. They won’t sound right no matter what. Anyway, I dived straight to the point in my next message :
me : hi ?? cheebye you filthy slut with syphilis. I’d rather fuck a truck than having sex with you. Begone ! Scum
Kidding. I normally sounded more diplomatic when it comes to work. Here’s what I actually sent :
me : i am heading your way ,.
kotex : ok
And I went on ahead to state my intentions - to avoid any misunderstanding that I’m heading there to bone her at her desk
me : need 1 fedex form
kotex : k
Her reply sounded very obtuse and spastic. Being a curious guy I am, I sent another message to verify if her intellectual really was limited to just only 1 word….
me : prepare for a grand arrival
kotex : sure, welcome
Alright, it’s 2 words. Max.
When I arrived at her place, she was standing beside her office cube with a Federal Express form, waiting for me - with her awkward posture even more awkwarder (if there’s such word). And that, my friend, was suppose to be her “grand arrival”. I almost lost my appetite for lunch.
Lesson learnt : None. Get back to work.