I am still deciding on how to clear my excessive annual leaves. There’s no fucking way that I’m gonna waste those days staying at home watching documentaries of animal living their everyday life. That’s just plain boring.
I plan to revisit Hong Kong, because I think I have not achieved enough photography satisfaction of that scenic place… but Emily disagreed. She said it would be stupid to vacation at the same place more than once. Instead, she suggested Thailand – which, I disagreed in turn. There are plenty of social unrest there as of recent. You’ll never know when you would get yourself raped by a bomb.
We debated with each other for weeks now – on where to go. We had another one today
Emily : “Dear, why don’t we consider Perth instead? It’s quite affordable…”
Me : “Perth? There is nothing there I heard. It’s just a small city. Like Taiping. Might as well go Taiping. There’s a stinking zoo there”
Emily : “We get to see kangaroos and koala bears there… it’s gonna be fun”
Me : “Koala bear? You want to see koala bear?”
Emily : “Koala bears rock !”
Me : “If you want to see a koala bear, just go down our apartment unit to the parking lot. There’s one there. And it’s green in color.”
Emily : “Huh ?”
Me : “That Kia Picanto – it looked exactly like a fucking koala bear..”
Emily : [opens mouth and ... BLASSSSSSTTT !!]
Looks like it’ll be some time before we’ll eventually agree on where to spend our vacation…
P/S: If you’re short, rotund, cute and retarded, buy yourself a Kia Picanto. It will suit your character.