the plague

Talking about boobs - I do not know why we guys are so crazy about it. I mean, isn’t it just a couple lumps of fat tissue growing out from a flat region of a human anatomy (chest) … coupled with another darker odd shaped piece of tissue at it’s tip called ‘nipples’ ? Well, if it grows anywhere else than the chest area, this big piece of … thing …. would have been gone under the knife and categorized as “a ridiculously big tumor”. No shit.

What kind of sick magic is it that have caused us males to fall under this deep and foul spell for thousands of years ? Scientifically, we do not need to knead tits to fuck… I mean … to engage in sexual intercourse, right ? Look at other male animals, they don’t stroke their partner’s mammary glands to help them to have sex. They just shove it in and reproduce. We humans don’t do that. We’re like a deviation from the laws of nature.

The sight of it alone could induce increased heartbeat, metabolism rate and body temperature. On some known cases, it could even induce an uncontrollable saliva overflow and spasmodic seizure of the male organ - depending on level of sight exposure. It’s damn spooky I tell you.

I wonder what could be the scientific explanation behind this. Could those bags of fat tissue contain somekind of biological transmitter capable of broadcasting complex airborne electrical impulses that stimulates a male’s brainwave - instigating it to become excited or aroused ? Or is this simply somekind of really big kind of voodoo magic ? Are the aliens behind this ? We don’t fucking know.

But what I know is, this plague is getting worst. Especially in the 21st century, where plastic surgeons are capable of transforming flat chested women into Playboy centerfold equivalent goddesses. And with the technology getting advanced each day, in no time, getting a boob enlargement process would no longer need surgeons anymore. It would be available almost in every single medical facilities - government hospitals, clinics, or maybe some side deal in a dental clinic

dentist : “Well, 50 bucks to remove that ailing tooth. But I’m gonna give you a good discount for enlarging your boobs - 100 bucks for everything.”

Or even more extreme, in some Chinese pharmacy as well.

sinseh : “Boobs enlargement ? How big ? That would be 10 bucks please. Remember not to take cold drinks for 10 days after that”

Or perhaps some coin operated boob enlargement machine inside a grocery store - just insert both boobs into 2 designated slots and customize size accordingly.

Goddamn. I think we guys have a bleak and desolate future ahead.