accidental peep

My old family house was situated on a piece of small land. Hell it was so cramped that the house next door’s backyard was inches away from our front yard. Cordoned off by only a small fence. A tip of the toe, and I could see FatMary flailing her corpulent tits under that 24-7 stinking nightgown which she wore day and night. Yep, if you can remember FatMary and the mongoloid dog Barney that gave me my teenhood trauma.

FatMary seems to dislike wearing a bra, and boy she loved bending down to scrub her backyard floor, which was directly in front of my family house. Each time I was out there washing my superbike, she would inadvertently flash her tits by bending the fuck down. I tried not to look at that itchy tramp, but then, there were a few times which I accidentally saw her fat tits. It was saggy and disgusting - which almost made me barf my spleen out (along with my pancreas). I guess that’s what has been causing the dog to become so screwed in it’s mind.

One day, I was going out with my mom and we were walking through the front yard of ours. At that moment, I heard someone scrubbing the backyard floor over the obscured fence. Oh shit - I thought. That must be FatMary flashing her catastrophic tits again. I quickly made a few longer steps to get out of there as soon as possible.

Then suddenly, a chirpy voice greeted my mom from over the fence. Strangely, it wasn’t FatMary’s voice. It was another lady in her late 20’s with slim figure and fair skin. Her face looked normal and she was wearing a white loose spaghetti top - braless. Goddamn. She was still in her crouched scrubbing floor position when she and my mom started a short conversation - and I can’t help but to noticed her large tits oozing it’s way out from the large opening of her top’s front.

Being a 16 years old, that downblouse view was like an unexpected stash of 10 ringgit bills find on a public walkway. I strained my eyes unabashedly screening & detailing every inch of her tits on gravity test display - and managed to find out the following :

1) her tits are fucking big and awesome
2) she got pink nipples
3) there were freckles on her tits
4) her tits are fucking big and awesome
5) *did I mentioned that her tits are fucking big and awesome ?*

Of course, I was doing it in such a stealthy way that she wasn’t even aware of me and my boiling hormones. I had a good long look at that pair of boobies and needless to say, the sight was as rejuvenating as glass of cold icy beer under the hot sun.

Then, when the conversation was sort of over, I continued my journey out with my mom into a relative’s car. We’re all suppose to go somewhere in that car (which I’ve forgotten where). My cousin was in it. I was about to relate that unbelievable experience to him …but before I could even do that, my cousin suddenly yelled out frantically :

cousin : “Dude ! Hold on there ! There’s a white strand of hair growing out from your neck !”

me : “White strand of hair growing out from my NECK ?”

cousin : “Yeah man .. here, lemme pluck it out for you …”

And my cousin proceeded to pluck that white strand of hair out from my neck. It was a very fine strand of white hair, can hardly even see it. Amazed by the unusual find, I then exclaimed

me : “Damn .. this is so bizarre.”

That was when my mom interrupted me and my cousin’s interaction :

mom : “That’s a pervert hair that grows out from your neck”

me : [confused] “Huh ?”

mom : “Yeah… from looking too much at big titties. You think I didn’t noticed ?”

me : “Errr… hehehh … that was a free display mom, and I wasn’t even trying to look…”

mom : “Please, if you could check out your own eyeballs at that moment… But then, she got a pair of great tits. I was kinda admiring it too”

Me and my mom then cackled like hyenas who had just struck a jackpot - which stupefied my cousin and his mom.

Lesson learnt: Don’t even try to do something that you think could fool your own mom. It will never work. …Well, at least not in front of her…

*PS: That lady turned out to be FatMary’s younger sister which came back for holidays from Australia. Uncannily, both of them seemed to love scrubbing their backyard floor without wearing a bra. I wondered why. Maybe bras would make their boobs explode or something … Allergies can be freaky at times. Whatever.