goddamn motherfuckers
You know, I used to have this perception that the engineers from India are a bunch of gifted and intelligent beings. They’re capable of compiling good computer programs and shits like that. But that has changed recently. I finally get to experience working with those sewer rats and trust me, they’re not a wee bit like what I’ve initially thought about them. They’re stupid, lazy, fucked up and stank like a garbage dump full of used sanitary pads.
I’ve worked with individuals from various country before - Korea, US, Europe, Japan, Singapore, Thailand, China, Taiwan, you name it. Of all those people I’ve worked with before, India has the worst type of people I’ve ever seen (Korean comes second and Singapore hails the third). They’re delinquent, ignorant, illiterate & stubborn like an ass with cerebral palsy. Despite the repeated complains, they never seem to listen nor improve. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with them.
One would wonder : What is my problem with them ? You see, part of my job function was to technically investigate faulty computer parts returned from customers - all over the world. As a result of that, I get to receive shipments from various parties all the time. Of all the shipments, I always dreaded receiving those from India. Why ? Because their shipments are always in a bad shape (torn and damaged box) & stinks real bad. Each time I open up a box from India, there would always be a gust of greasy rancid coconut stench emanating from the computer parts. Those parts would also (always) covered with a lot of dust/dirt, and full of grease everywhere. I don’t fucking know why.
I understand that those guys are very fond of coconuts. But fuck, has it got to be coconut for everything ?
coconut oil for their naans,
coconut oil for their tandoori grills,
coconut oil to grease their barns,
and all their automobiles.
Damn. I bet they even lube their pubes with coconut oil. They seriously need to learn how to be clean.
Another problem that I always face with them.. is that they kept sending me parts that are not relevant to my job. I ain’t gonna reveal more details about my job here but I would give an equivalent example. Let’s say, you asked Pooniakodi (some engineer from India) to send you a dozen of 25 year old good looking ladies to your office tomorrow. And the next day, you got yourself 3 dozen of stray male dogs. Yes, they’re as whockerjawed & as confuckulated as that.
Remember the engineer from India named “Lead” that came for a visit at my lab (I blogged about him a year ago) ? He’s the perfect example of a those typical walking disasters. I’ve seen him sleep and snore like a pig inside meetings … and seen him fucking dig his snouty nose when I’m explaining stuffs to him. Damn disgusting.
Lead : [Shoves fingers inside his nose]
Me : “Duuuuude… don’t do that … it’s fucking disgusting !”
And when he ignored me, I gave him a straight punch on his face - BUSSSSSSHHHHHH (no that’s not the faggot president, that’s a very loud noise emitted from the extremely hard punch). I then lobbed that contemptible shmuck with my undercut kick - DUSSSSSHHHHH - to which, projectiles him through the glass window out from my lab. A hot girl passing by happened to witness the entire ass creaming action, and got really impressed. We then sang, danced and rolled ourselves all over the lab and made passionately love till we both blacked out.
How I’d wish that really happened. I don’t mind paying for a broken window.
Goddamn motherfuckers. Because of them, I got an increased 50% of unnecessary workload cleaning up their mistakes and shits. Arrgh.