absurd observation 2

Went for physio (not psycho..goddamn it) again last night. Met a couple of weirdo’s :

weirdo #1 :
a big assed middle aged lady who talked to herself. As far from 50 meters away from the physio therapy clinic, she shouted out loud “wah ! I almost got heart attack .. so many people !”. Ironically, there’s only 3 person waiting there (including me). She must have hibernated since the Japanese occupation.

When she finally lumbered her way to the waiting area, she took a small plastic chair and sat on it. There’s about 2 dozens of comfortable seats there .. but she chose to sit on that small plastic kiddy chair. From what I observed, her fat ass alone must have weighted at least 2 - 3 times the weight of a Bengal tiger … and her weight actually made the plastic chair distorted so badly .. that one might mistaken it as a discarded dental floss.

She’s lucky that the chair didn’t break/snap and cause the sharp plastic edges to impale her lard-filled ass. I chose to ignore her.

weirdo #2 :
On exactly my west-coast direction, sat a dude in his 30’s. Guy’s got a dark complexion and I can tell he’s waiting for someone in the physio clinic. Nothing wrong with him.

But then, after a while, I began to notice someone snoring very loudly. Well, it’s quite normal for a guy to snore. So, I thought the guy must have slept while waiting. But fuck … that guy wasn’t sleeping. That guy freaking snored when he’s awake !

It was of course irritating. It was a loud one, u know, the type that could cause 3.0 richter scale earthquakes. I begin to wondered what would happen if he really sleeps. Is he gonna snore louder ?

U know, a lot of housewives have been writing to newspapers/magazines to relate their problems of withstanding their husbands’ snoring problem (Ask Betty .. or something like that) … But check this guy out. He fucking SNORED EVEN WHEN HE’S SOBER.

So.. ladies out there… if you think you have spastic husband because he snored .. think again. You should be thankful that he only snored when he sleeps. (except, of course .. if you’re Mrs. Weirdo #2.)

Alright man .. so much for my absurd observations. If I see more weirdo’s… that would meant I’m a weirdo myself .. which I reckon couldn’t be the case. Why ? Coz I’m the only one she (the pretty nurse) greeted with a jovial smile. If I’m a weirdo .. that surely wouldn’t have happened.

Oh yeah … I noticed her zit had been plowed. The time I saw it, it was already corrugated & dried like a raisin. I wondered who’s that lucky bastard that get to squirt her zit. (not anyone’s .. but her’s).