random conversation

My ICQ blinks again…

mode : “hi”

me : “hi”

mode : “what city”

me : “i’m from alabama, i screw black chicks and smoke marijuana….”

mode : “you speak arabic”

me : “i speak english, tamil and cantonese. english - how are u. tamil - ohne savadi ke porlek. cantonese - tiu nia seng. but i don’t speak arabic.”

mode : “are you visit egypt”

me : “i have never been to egypt. I heard they have mummies there. ”

The guy never replied. Maybe he’s afraid to even mention the word “mummies”. Coz they are cursed. And curses aren’t cool. They make your hair suffer from split ends and look less attractive.

*translation
ohne savadi ke porlek = You’ll know it when I kill you (in tamil)
tiu nia seng = Fuck you ..or something (it’s a profanity in cantonese, often used as an exclamation function)