August 24, 2004

random conversation

My ICQ blinked again…

mode : “hi”

me : “hi”

mode : “what city”

me : “i’m from alabama, i screw black chicks and smoke marijuana….”

mode : “you speak arabic”

me : “i speak english, tamil and cantonese. english – how are u. tamil – ohne savadi ke porlek. cantonese – tiu nia seng. but i don’t speak arabic.”

mode : “are you visit egypt”

me : “i have never been to egypt. I heard they have mummies there. ”

The guy never replied. Maybe he’s afraid to even mention the word ‘mummies’. Coz they are cursed. And curses aren’t cool. They make your hair suffer from split ends and look less attractive.

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