attitude showdown

I was in the cinema ticketing counter today….

Me : “The Village 9.50 pm … for 6 person please.”

Bitch : [babbling something I couldn't understand]

Bitch was a girl behind the ticketing counter. I couldn’t decipher a word she said because she spoke too fast in some broken English.

But that concerned me not as I could see from her body language that she was actually asking for confirmation on our seating.

Me : “Errr…. I’d take that row …. but for SIX person. You have only 5 selected there.”

Bitch : [showed acerbic expression as if I've killed her gay lover] “Is that all ??”

Me : “Yes.”

Bitch : [speaking in an unfriendly tone] “Fifty four ringgit.”

I paid and left the counter. After I walked about 10 meters away, Emily checked the tickets and found some discrepancies. The tickets issued by the bitch was a 5.20 pm show, which was wrong. So, I took the 6 tickets back to the counter for an exchange.

Me : “Miss, you issued us 5.20 pm show tickets, we asked for a 9.20 pm show”

Bitch : [grabbed tickets] “You didn’t say 9.20 pm”

Me : “I did, Miss. Maybe you didn’t hear that… could you just change our tickets to the 9.20pm show?”

Bitch : “I confirmed your order on the screen just now, you should have bla bla bla … next time, don’t … bla bla bla …”

Yes, she was turning the whole deal the other way round. She was trying to make it sound as if it was my fault and all that. That actually made my blood boil … that was when I realized Emily’s blood was already boiling…

Emily : “Hey! Are you even serious?? I don’t recall you making any confirmation… ”

Bitch : “Yes I did !! You guys should have … bla bla bla … bla bla bla !!!”

Me : “You absolutely DIDN’T. Just change the goddamn ticket, and mind that attitude.”

Bitch : “I DID !! I was bla bla bla … and bla bla bla …”

Me : “Look bitch, it does not matter now. Now, are you going to change my ticket or are you going to continue barking ?”

Bitch : “I’m not the one that is arguing here, you’re the one who wanted to…”

I did not let her finish her sentence. I pointed at her with my index finger, and showed her a really nasty face

Me : “Are you going to change the tickets or not !?”

Bitch : “Yes I am.”

Me : “Good, just shut up and do it.”

And she diligently followed my instructions. Too bad she looked like a wild hog crossed with an albino ape, else I would have asked her to suck my dick.

Bitch : “Here’s your ticket SIRRRRRR and thanks for arguing” [while giving a perturbed look]

Me : “Thank you bitch”

If I’m still in my wild years, I would have escalated the attitude showdown to her manager on the spot. Or probably forced my way behind the counter and kicked her groin. Young girls nowadays have no manners and deserve to be flat chested for the rest of their miserable life.