paranormal stories

I have always been fascinated with paranormal phenomenas. You know, the weird stuffs that science can’t explain. No, I’m not referring to events like your missing underwear after an event of steamy sex … or the missing remote control in your living room.

I’m referring to the REAL stuff…. like cows giving birth to government office clerks … alright, perhaps that’s not a very good example (coz it’s explicable). Maybe, like some unidentified balls of light floating across a graveyard… or how a group of scientist mysteriously croaked after discovering an ancient tomb … things like that. Stuffs that defies all scientific explanation and law of physics, that is.

Throughout my life, I’ve heard numerous stories from my friends and my families. Some real, some were totally bullshit. I’ve even encountered some myself, damn mysterious and kinda freaky as well. Here’s some of the stories. I’ll let you guys judge whether it’s worth believing …

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There’s once, my friend Tony was driving back to Kedah from Penang in the middle of the night … and he was crossing the Penang Bridge. While he was doing that, he suddenly saw a very bright light hovering above his brand new Nissan Sentra. He said it was bluish in color, and was kinda big. Then suddenly, a beam of light flashed out from the UFO and teleported him into a spaceship.

He went unconscious after that. When he woke up, he found himself being raped by a few pretty girls with huge boobies while he was tied to a king sized waterbed. He tried to wriggle himself free but, the moment he tried to do so, one of the girls will felate him and he’ll lose all his energy. He also claimed that he saw planet Earth from the spaceship’s windows and also landed on moon or something. He can’t remember how he got back to our planet but, he remembered he felt great after he landed.

Of course I don’t believe him … coz he’s a bit drunk while he’s relating his experience.

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This was encountered by myself a couple years ago.
One morning, I went to Blackie and asked him about his Tag Heuer watch, which was bought 1 year ahead of mine.
“Dude, have you changed your watch’s battery before ?”
“Never. It’s been 2 and a half years. Still going strong” - he replied.
“Well, mine too. 1 and a half years. Was wondering how long the batt could last”.

The next morning, both our watches’ battery went flat. Coincidence ?

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My encounter.. again. Many years ago.
My mom, myself and a group of cousins were inside our family car one late night. Was outside my grandfather’s foundry, about to go into the place. Objective was to visit my uncle’s family - who happened to live there.

The light was turned on at the top floor of the old shophouse and we could see someone standing at the windows (from the shadow). I could still remember it was a shadow of an adult and a kid. Standing very still. Thinking that it could be my uncle, my mom honked - signaling him that we’ve arrived. The shadows remained still.

Mom honked again. The 2 shadows didn’t budge a bit. Thinking that they probably didn’t hear us, my mom honked for another time. Just at that time, the main door at the lower floor swung open and my uncle greeted us from the entrance. His 2 sons were with him and we could see his wife was far behind the main hall.

We were taken aback and decided to look at the set of windows again. No more shadows. It disappeared just like that. Thinking that probably my uncle was playing prank on her, my mom led the rest of us up to the room and inspected every inch of the space. Turned up nothing. And when the rest of us got out from the room, my mom left herself behind to make sure she didn’t left out any details.

Then suddenly, my mom skedaddled down the stairs and ran towards the entrance while shouting “chow aa !… fai tit .. .fai tit !” (translation : run ! faster ! faster !). Wasn’t sure what happened but ran together with her. Once all of us were outside, panting, she told us that someone actually spoke to her ear and there’s no one there !

Can’t explain what happened. Scared the shit out of my mom. Were that 2 shadows suppose to be some being from another world ? Or was it my uncle who could do some David Copperfuck magic ? I don’t know.

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gonna share more stories some other day…