Today… when I was about to leave the office …
Jude : [peeks over the cubicle partition]
Me : [packing my bag to go home]
Jude : [peeks over the cubicle partition]
Me : [noticed something orange over the partition]
Jude : [peeks over the cubicle partition]
Me : [stands up and see Jude. Orange object was her hair]
Jude : [pretends nothing happened, and steals another peek]
Me : [staring at Jude with perturbed look]
Jude : [peeks again] “Hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
Me : “What is it that you want goddamnit??”
Jude : “Nothing. Hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
Me : “Nothing?? Then why are you laughing??”
Jude : “I told you, nothing. Hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
Me : “Why did you peek at me?”
Jude : “I like to peek mah… hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
Me : [goosebumps popping all over my body] “Shit… I still need to take my dinner…”
I couldn’t figure out why she peeked at me. I checked my barn door, it was fully closed. I checked my pants, there was no hole on it. I checked my face, there were no boogers dangling out from my nostrils. Heck, I even check my man boobs if they’re exposed, but nothing was wrong about me physically.
That was why I concluded that she must be having her PMS a.k.a tai yee ma syndrome. No known cure.