jude the horrible - T.Y.M

Today… when I was about to leave the office …
 
Jude : [peek]
 
Me : [packing my bag to go home]
 
Jude : [peek]
 
Me : [noticed something orange from above my cube wall]
 
Jude : [peek]
 
Me : [stood up and saw Jude. Orange object was her hair]
 
Jude : [pretends nothing happened, and stole another peek]
 
Me : [stares at Jude with a perturbed look]
 
Jude : [peek again] “Hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
 
Me : “What ?”
 
Jude : “Nothing. Hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
 
Me : “Nothing ? Just .. what are you laughing about ?”
 
Jude : “I told you, nothing. Hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
 
Me : “Why are you peeking at me ?”
 
Jude : “To feel happy mah .. hyuk hyuk hyuk !”
 
Me : [goosebumps popping all over my body] “Shit… I still need to take my dinner…”
 
I couldn’t figure out why she peeked at me. I checked my barn door, they were fully closed. I checked my pants, there was no hole on it. I check my face, there were no boogers dangling out from my nostrils nor there were any waxes around my eyes. Heck, I even check my boobies if they’re exposed, but nothing goes out from the ordinary here.
 
The answer = tai yee ma syndrome. No known cure.