new me #2

I’m doing a trial run on the “new” me - a person with proper language without profanity. Test subject #2, auyong
 
me : Hellow Auyong.
 
auyong : yo, wasssup?

me : Fine. How was your day ?

auyong : hey, don’t pull that crap on me… doesn’t work… the only way to get a new you, would be to recycle yourself :p

me : Oh Auyong. I do not mean to be like this.

auyong : watever

me : So, have you taken your dinner, my dear friend Auyong ?

auyong : /ignore

me : fuck you

auyong : hahahhahahahahahahahha ROTFLMAO!

me : damn .. can’t speak nice.

auyong : hahaaahah

me : my friends treat me like a lowlife when i speaks nice …

auyong : kihkihkih

me : i wanna prove that speaking nice like that is not gonna cut any mustard …

auyong : lol…
 
Test result = FAILED.
man … what is wrong with this world ???