new me

I’m doing a trial run on the “new” me - a person with proper language without profanity. Test subject #1, graceshu.

Me: grace

Graceshu: hi

Me: how are you today ?

Graceshu: kinda tired. but am aoky how r u?

Me: I am fine.

Graceshu: okay. hows emily?

Me: Emily is fine as well. Thank you.

Graceshu: whats up?

Me: I can see the ceiling.

Graceshu: okay.

Me: Have you taken your dinner, Grace ?

Graceshu: who is this?

Me: My name is Michael Ooi. I thought you know me.

Graceshu: you’re scary i dont want to talk to you. goodbye.

Me: hahah … fuck …

Graceshu:
Me: it’s weird to talk nicely … isn’t it ?

Graceshu: dont scare kids away pls.

Me: hahah … me lah … tiiuuu

Graceshu: abit out of character lah

Graceshu: yes tiu.

Me: damn … actually … why do they teach us that kinda stuff in school eh ? we’re not gonna sound ok if we learn everything they taught in school ….

Graceshu: it works for some people. but i’m not used to it on you. thats why it scared me cos it’s rather out of character.

Me: ok .. sorry ler … ehehehhe … damn that was funny …

Test result = FAILED.