I’m doing a trial run on the “new” me – a person who speaks zero profanity. Test subject #1, graceshu.
Me : grace
Graceshu : hi
Me : how are you today ?
Graceshu : kinda tired. but am aoky :D how r u?
Me : I am fine.
Graceshu : okay. hows emily?
Me : Emily is fine as well. Thank you.
Graceshu : whats up?
Me : I can see the ceiling.
Graceshu : okay.
Me : Have you taken your dinner, Grace ?
Graceshu : who is this?
Me : My name is Michael Ooi. I thought you know me.
Graceshu : you’re scary i dont want to talk to you. goodbye.
Me : hahah … fuck …
Graceshu : :P
Me : it’s weird to talk nicely … isn’t it ?
Graceshu : dont scare kids away pls.
Me : hahah … me lah … tiiuuu
Graceshu : abit out of character lah
Graceshu : yes tiu.
Me : damn … actually … why do they teach us that kinda stuff in school eh ? we’re not gonna sound ok if we learn everything they taught in school ….
Graceshu : it works for some people. but i’m not used to it on you. thats why it scared me cos it’s rather out of character.
Me : ok .. sorry ler … ehehehhe … damn that was funny …
Test result = FAILED.