never mess with …

When I came back to work in the office from my travel, i was confronted by Kim (one of my office’s lady clerk), who happened to be in Jude’s place.

Kim : “Hey michael, welcome back ! Bought anything for us ?”

Me : “Yes but, I lost all of them. Didn’t make it through the baggage service” [I lied]

Kim : “Oh you actually think I’m gonna believe that ? Please lah…”

Me : “Well, why ask if you already knew the answer ? heheh.. Eh, can you get me a stack of A4 paper ? Need it urgently”

Need those A4 papers to paste my receipts to file claims for my expenses. It’s super urgent needless to say.

Then out of the sudden, Jude jumps up from her seat and said

Jude : “No Kim. Don’t give him the papers. He’s evil”

Me : “Hey, funny hair ! Mind you own business ..”

Jude : “He did not buy us gifts, so, let’s ignore him…”

Me : “Eh, what happened to your hair ? Why orange colour ?”

One of my colleague Ted overheard our conversation and he got excited.

Ted : “Yeah … your head looked like a goldfish…”

Me : “Goldfish ? Naww.. more like saiseng”

Not sure what saiseng is called in English but, it’s a type of catfish that eats excrement. You’ll know it when you see her.

Ted : “Hahahahhhh ! Yeah .. now that you mentioned it …uncanny resemblance ”

Kim : [speechless.... laughing very hard]

Jude : “You can call me names … but still…no paper for you …”

Me : “Saiseng crossbred with puffer fish….”

Ted : “Man … that’s scary … wooooooo”

Jude : [face turns red...]

Me : “Smells like a fish, squeaks like a sewer rat.”

Jude : “Ok ok … stop… Kim, give him the papers.. quick !”

It’s another day of triumph of good versus evil….