eric the disturbed - whore lecture

Alright, heads up … world. Most middle aged blokes condone and participate in whoring. Those who doesn’t are most likely having problems with their sexuality… or suffering ED. The rest are probably too broke to whore. According to Eric some experts, it’s part of men’s balanced diet and whores are probably the main backbone for the development of our modern world since the Renaissance era. Alright, I made up the last part.

Today, Eric preached us about the type of sex services that’s available in the market. It’s based on his “experience in Penang’s Transfer Road” he said. Well, bizarre as it may sound, we have to be optimistic at times - this may be of great use to someone .. somehow in future .. who knows. Hence, I felt inclined to share his preaching out in my blog … in case anyone needed it. Here’s his entire lecture unedited (translated to English from an ancient sex language)

“Whorehouse in Penang is different from those in Thailand. It goes by canon here … while it goes by night over at Thailand. Much more expensive but, never lacked of the quality. The idea of canon is, once you ejaculated, it’s considered as a complete canon and the tart leaves the room. So, basically, if you’re able to sustain a longer erection before unloading your starch, you get a better worth from your money. In Thailand, you just pay and hump the whole night long.

In Penang, sometimes you may find those who offers services in package. 3 flavors or 5 flavors. 3 flavors encompasses normal fuck, blowjob and handjob. Costs a bit more than the canon standard. 5 flavors encompasses normal fuck, blowjob, handjob, anal sex and tit-fuck. Costs significantly more than the rest needless to say.

That’s how they works.”

I laughed so hard with BigSnake and Blackie that I almost barfed my lunch all over my bowl of cendol.