Alright, heads up world. Most middle aged blokes condone and participate in whoring. Those who don’t are most likely having problems with their sexuality… or suffering ED. The rest are probably too broke to whore. According to Eric some experts, it’s part of men’s balanced diet and whores are probably the main backbone for the development of our society since the Renaissance era. Alright, I made up the last part.
Today, Eric preached us about the type of sex services that are currently available in the market. It’s based on his ‘experience at Penang’s Transfer Road’, he said. Well, bizarre as it may sound, we have to be optimistic at times – this information may be of great use to someone… sometime in the future… you’ll never know. That is why I felt inclined to share his preaching out in my this entry… in case anyone needed it. Here’s his entire lecture unedited (translated to English from an ancient sex language)
“Whorehouse in Penang is different from those in Thailand. It goes by canon here… while it goes by the number of nights over at Thailand. Much more expensive but, never lacked of the quality. The idea of canon is, once you ejaculated, it’s considered as a complete canon and the tart leaves the room. So, basically, if you’re able to sustain a longer erection before unloading your starch, you get a better worth of your money. In Thailand, you just pay and hump the whole night long.
In Penang, sometimes you may find those who offer services in package. 3 flavors or 5 flavors. The 3 flavors package encompasses normal fuck, a blowjob and a handjob. Costs a bit more than the canon standard. The 5 flavors package on the other hand, encompasses normal fuck, a blowjob, a handjob, anal sex and tit-fuck. Costs significantly more than the rest needless to say.
That’s how they work.”
I laughed so hard with BigSnake and Blackie that I almost barfed my lunch all over my bowl of cendol.