cyber II
The night’s been boring and i got a random message blinking in my ICQ menu. *this is kinda long. be prepared to get eye fatigue.*
o : hai ice here
me : ooooh … very cold here …
o : how r u?
me : cold
o : so u r engineer?
me : a very cold engineer … brrrrrrr
o : ic so u at home now? engineer in construction line or electrical?
me : engineer in electronics …fsssshhh…. i think i got a frostbite … my finger stucked to the yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy keyyyyyyyyyy too cold
o : boring here
me : cold here … ughhh
o : hot here
me : wanna cyber ?
o : i eat laksa just now that why hot
me : alright … i put my fingers in your laksa …took it back up and lick … omg … this is so freaking explicit … your turn
o : slap ur face becoz its dirty
me : oooh… that’s painful …
o : haha…..u r funny
me : ok … i took out some crocodile clips …clips on your you-know-what … hooks it up to a 2000 watt transformer. .. and turns it on …. i just fried your titties … i begin to like SM
[5 minutes went by]
me : slap slap … u still alive ?
o : still here
me : ok … thought fainted from the over-current ….
o : so no mind give me ur handphone num???
me : awww … can’t you just concentrate on our cyber ? asking for phone number in the middle of the business ?cmon …
o : haha u r afraid??
me : look … i just electrocuted your tits … and what makes you think i’m afraid … ?
o : well just kidding look if u dont want to give its ok
me : i’ll give you my number when we’re done … ok ? where are we now ? oh … ok … the electric fun … so, i unclip the crococodile clip and took out a chainsaw ….
o : what actually u want to do????
me : oh … what i’m going to do ? zwwengggg….zwengggggg… i just cut off your tops with my chainsaw … boy … you looked so sexy …
o : yakkkkk so geli
me : **laughs hysterically like a hyena high on drugs** oooh … i feel so …. agitated now … huarrgh
[5 minutes went by]
me : knock knock
o : wat???
me : why you locked the freaking door ? this is so potong steam
o : u dont want to give me ur hp num so i want to go liao lar. so late liao lor dangerous back alone
me : why you insist of wanting my phone number ? are you somekind of lonely chick who’s looking for some random & wild passionate sex ? if yes… pls … i’m not that kind of person …
o : hei u also find a wrong person lar u……… just want to find a person talk to him when lonely not for sex ..watch out men
me : oh … ok … but then, i thought u’re the one who looked for me … i normally eat everything on sight…
o : aiyeee u find chicken everywhere???? my ghot!!!
me : and what has this got to do with chicken ? omg …u’re about to make me barf
o : funny…..aiya no need to angry cold down
me : i’m already cold … remember ? brrrr
o : hehe
me : cunt nina
o : well want to go liao lor take care ar dont eat to much chicken no good for ur health ok ..and next time sing muk bit girl sensitive mar
me : can’t you just go without much words ?
o : what u want to hear????
me : just go lah …
o : ok u r the first funny guy i ever seen ..wish u happy always
me : ok …. that’s better … sweet and wet dreams
o : sweet ok dont want wet dream bye
Hmm… i have a feeling that cybersex doesn’t really exists … coz they never worked. For me.