some bitching to do
Arrived home on Monday and crashed, without regaining consciousness until this morning. Well, of course I did occasionally wake up to eat some food, piss and all that but, unofficially, I was declared dead until this morning.
No, not because of the jet lag. It’s because I was too fucking tired. From the time my plane took off from Texas soil until I touch down at Penang - the journey took 31 perilous hours. The food was bad, the flight attendants were hideous (on the american airways flight only though) and deprived of proper sex. Kidding.
Without proper sleep and stucked onto a static couch, it was a torture bad enough for me. Has always been a fun and outgoing person … being in a state like this means no difference than a crippled vegetable dude. Bad airplane food also causes my stomach at it’s constant growl and full of toxic gases. I do not know why but, when one’s in an airplane, we tend to refrain from visiting the toilet too often — and I suspected that’s what has been causing my stomach to get so upset.
Not wanting to hurt anyone from inhaling an excessive amount of toxic gases, I would occasionally pay a visit to the cramped toilet to practice some free flatulence (expert says that this is some sort of equivalent of meditation…don’t ask me which expert). Heck, my gases were so thick everytime I farted … that I was so darn scared that it might set off the smoke detector alarm. Goddamn. Once I did that everytime, I’ve got to bail the place as fast as I could to avoid liability of causing damage to airplane facilities.
Not to mention those stupid security procedures at American airports. I do not understand why they only want to cause so much trouble to visitors from Muslim countries. Procedure this .. and procedure that. Don’t they fucking know already… that terrorist nowadays comes from virtually EVERYWHERE ? If they wanted to impose security measures, they should have done it on ALL types of visitors. And that’s what i call secure. I do not know which moron from the States actually came up with all those ridiculous rules.
Same goes to UK airport too. Only 1 haughty and arrogant Sikh guy screening hundreds (possibly thousands) of visitors - creating a backlog long enough than a really bad traffic jam. And that guy actually does it with an attitude too. Checking passports and asking dumb questions. Hello … you’re just security nobody with a freaking low pay - not an FBI agent. What’s with the attitude ? Somebody tell me … and the few hundreds of visitors that lambasted that Sikh motherfucker, that we’re actually wrong about them.
Alright, glad to know that was all over. I’m finally back to my own civilization. Cussing the same old species of asian pigdogs … and complaining about the same things I encounter everyday. It’s my home and nowhere else can be better than here.